Judge — October 26, 1918 — page 30: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

ae =," — ~ Tae § The Notion Counter By Dovetas Mattocu T: an inquirer who wants to know how to pronounce the “ei” in Rheims, we would say that it is pronounced as in France. American troops are only a few miles from the Rhine. It looks as if Germany had better move the Rhine. Those German raids in the Vosges don’t seem to accomplish much more than a police raid in Chicago. Red tape to a government department seems a good deal like yarn to a kitten. The ground seems to be holding more rmans than Germans are holding ground. Germany is finding that the heights by great men gained are not always kept. The United States has its Gen. March, and Germany its general retreat. “Take that!” said the Germans. “T’anks!” replied the Americans. American troops are now attacking the French pronunciation. Our Allies may think wonderful the A. Reproduction, in Full Colors, of | “Die Wacht am Rhein” just as it appears on the front cover of this issue and handsomely mounted on a heavy mat, size 11x14 inches, ready for the frame, will be sent postage free upon receipt of twenty- five cents, cash or stamps. JUDGE ART PRINT DEPARTMENT 225 Fifth Avenue New York City — number of men we are hurrying into France, but they never saw us pack a caucus. The German-American is all right if he an American German. It looks like the Allies would win by 18 imes a man gets too tired even ame of pool. Looks like William were going to lose the shooting-match he started. The boss who leads is the boss who leads. Not a Good Cause “And what is your lecture to be given for?” asked the lady of the lecturer. “Why—for myself,” said the lecturer. know I have to way of explanation “Oh,” said the lady di the lecture was to t “You dded by ‘n my living,” he ippointedly. “I thought given for some good cause!” ng. 225 Fifth al a Rew Maxwell, Edit J. A. Wal SUBSCRIPTION RATES . 5% numbers Six months, of 26 num Thirteen weeks Payable in advance or by draft oa New York, or by ¢ E are protected by coy and Great Britai 1 be found at any newsstan will be under obligation if tha postal card of by letter BACK NUMBERS: Present year 10 cents; 1916, 29 cents, ete. Postage free in the United St n unsolicited manuscripts ny full postage for ing Department Offices Brunswick Bu New York Walker Bi Boston, Marquet Chie Henry Bui Seattle Judge is printed NoatinistRATION Society Society is divided into a number of groups The people who have figures and the people who have motors The folks to whom Monday is wash day and those others to whom it is the beginning of the week! The people who use the broad A and the people who use the broad ax Generally speaking, into the people who don’t and the people who do. Efficiency Gone Wrong Prisoner von Pickelsteiner—VYes sir, 1 insist Germany is efficient down to the smallest detail. The Guard How about wearin’ a steel helmet to protect a concrete [bullet proof] dome? Zat so? Finding a Use For It The Captain—What are you going to do with all that zine and iron money you're taking from the prisoners? The Lieutenant—\'m going to use it to tip the enemy alien waiters when I get home. “Tobacco Habit je tA BANISHED in No craving for tobacco in any form \: when you begin taking Tobacco Redeemer. Don't try to quit the tobacco habit unaided, losing fight against heavy odds and means ious shock to the nervous system. Let the bacco habit quit YOU, It will quit you, if you will just take Tobacco Redeemer, according to directions for two or three days, It is @ most marvelously quick and thoroughly reliable remedy for the tobacco habit. Not a Substitute Tobacco Redeemer contains no habit-forming drugs of any kind. It is in no sense a substitute for tobacco. After finishing the treatment you have absolutely no desire to use tobacco egain or to continue the use of the remedy. It makes not @ particle of difference how long you have been using tobacco, how much you use or in what form you use it—whether you emoke cigars, cigaretion, ipe, chew plug or fine cut or use enuff, Tebaceo tedeemer will positively banish every trace of desire in from 48 to 72 hours. This we absolutely guarantee in every case or money refunded. Write today for our free booklet showing the bg Pharmacal Company, | Dept. 31 St. Louis, comicbooks.com