Judge — October 19, 1918 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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DCE natic you Ouse too fl ay- ratly rrts. ‘ord. the ich- lor- eged tons rod- arce ‘est- Per- 2s wise 1 he the row itor 1918 October 19, | TENT anDDECK Continued from Third Previous Page The Last Extremities y Pvt. P.L. Peoria, Hdgr. Co., Sth Regt, Signal Det., U.S. M6, France. DETACHMENT of travel-worn Marines arrived “Somewhere Else in France” about three o’clock one rainy morning, and were led by the billeting officer and C. O. to their future quarters. “Is there room for all hands?” c.0, “Maybe, but where do we put our feet?” came from one of the prospective boarders. asked the Versatile By Per, Raton Rosrxtnat, School for Bakers and Cooks, Camp Haneoek, Ga. Mess Sergeant (buying supplies, to Pat the cook)—Hey, Pat! How about some carp? ~ Pat (with thoughts back on the ould sod)— Shure an’ I played one in the ould cou «ry. Mess Sergeant—You did what? Pat—Played a harp, I sez. Mess Sergeant—You big bonehead, I’m talk- ing about carp—fish—CA RP—not harp. Pat (nonchalantly)—Bedad an’ I can play that too, Virginia Aloofness By Josern W. Hono, Sea. 2Cl., Co. M, jth Regt. Camp Perry, Ill New Chaplain (speaking to several thousand sailorsj—My, what a fine bunch of sailors! Let me sce the hands of the fellows from Virginia, my birthplace. (No hands.) | Chaplain—Surely there must be some one here from Virginia! (No response.) Chaplain—What, no one here from Virginia? Petty Officer—There are two here in camp from Virginia, but they are in the brig. “THE MAN IN THE MOON” is the title of attractive picture. It| is a reproduction of one of Judge’s recent covers, in full colors, | mounted on a heavy | mat, 11x14, ready for framing. We will send it, postage free, for twenty-five cents, cash or stamps. Judge Art Print Department 225 Fifth Avenue New York City FREE FOR 15 DAYS USE The Best mes from moths mice, dust and damp. Needed in this | | THERE WERE 80 MANY OUTIES. CROWDED UPON W.L.COUGLAS. WHILE “BOUND OUT" THAT HE HAD VERY LITTLE OPpOR: TUNITY TO PLAY $3,50 $4.00 $450 You" il never need to ask “ What is determined and the retail price fixed price is W. worth the price paid for them. Stamping the price on every pair of shoes as a protection against high prices and unreasonable profits is only one example of the constant endeavor of W. L. Douglas to protect his customers. W. L. Douglas name on shoes is his pledge that they are the best in materials, workmanship and style possible to produce at the bite . Into every pair go the results of ixty-six years experience in making shoes, dating back to the time when . L. Douglas was a lad of seven, peg- ging shoes. gine dealers, or can be ordered direct from up, fend, for booklet telling snose through the ‘mal ca Ti eg ES ONCE WHEN HE WAS TOLD TO PLAY AWHILE, HE DUG A MOLE IN THE GROUND — HIS. 1OCA OF PLAY WAS TO WORK AT SOMETHING. 00 $G20 $700 & $8.00 the price?” when the shoe sales- man is showing you W. L. Douglas shoes because the actual value is at the factory before W.L.Douglas name and the retail price is stamped on the bottom. The stamped L. Douglas personal guarantee that the shoes are always Te quality of W. L. Douglas product is guaranteed by more than 40 years ex, rience in making fine shoes. The smart styles are the leaders in the fashion centres of America. They are made in a well-equipped factory at Brockton, Mass., by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the direction and supervision of experienced men, all working with an horest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. The retail prices are the same everywhere. They cost no more in San Francisco than they do in New York. CAUTION—Before you buy be sure W. L. Douglas name and the retail price is stamped on the bottom and the inside top facing. If the stamped price has been mutilated, BEWARE OF FRAUD. 105 W. L. Douglas stores and over 9000 President W I. DOUGLAS red iE SAR ea magias by mal 45, through A, akocwron | supply in the nearby town was soon exhausted Svery home Lasta for generations ding or birthday gift Ls, today for our great | ding or brthday oi te today for | id free Factory Piedmont Red Codar Chest Co. Dept. 94. Statesville, N.C._te Home | “But say, wouldn’t that be a fine place to pick | Come Early and Avoid the Rush By Pvr.Joux H. McCoxnraa, Sen, Det, 126th F. A., Ft. Sill, Okta A regiment of artillery in a Southern camp was granted permission to wear leather puttees, and as the men all wished to purchase them the and some had to do without. It happened that at this time a large photograph had been posted in the canteen, showing a stretch of No Man's Land between the trenches, with boots, caps, clothing and spoils of war piled high on the ground and hanging on the barbed-wire entanglements. A sergeant, while making a purchase, noticed one of his men deeply engrossed in the photograph. He stepped over to get a closer view of the picture, and then turning to the private, remarked: “That is sure a terrible-looking place, isn’t it?” “Yes, it’s all of that,” returned the private. m7 up a good pair of leather puttees! A Slight Afterthought By Per.BuissPasvoussy,Ord.Co.B,2nd Bat, Edgewood Arsenal, Md, Two privates met the company mail clerk on the road. “Any mail for me?” asked the first private. The mail orderly put on his spectacles, looked through a bunch of letters and handed one to the questioner, “Any for me?” queried the second private. The custodian of the mails readjusted the spectacles on his nose, looked once more through the pack of letters and said there were none. “Not even a newspaper?” insisted the private. Again he looked through the packages and finally said: “Nope, none for yuh!” The privates had gone but a few steps on their way when the orderly yelled after them: “Hey there! Darned if I know you! your name, anyhow?” What's comicbooks.com