Judge — October 12, 1918 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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DGE October 12, 1918 Fabacco Habit BANISHE 46, to72 Hours ys=—: What Was She Thinking About? | $ 400 i in Prizes Write a jingle—make it describe ZYMOLE TROKEYS. | tell why they are so good for husky throats—send to us before | Dec. 15th, 1918—and you have a chance to win one of the big prizes. $150, first: $100, second: $75. third: $25, fourth, and five $10 prizes. ZYMOLE TROKEYS are not cough drops ‘but mildly anti eptic throat pastilles of real worth. Send your rhyme to the Jingle Department FREDERICK STEARNS & CO., 1041 East Jefferson A: No craving for tobacco in an: wheo ye yoo bein taking ‘Tobacco Hedecmer. t try toquit the tobacco habit unaided. 2 sia fight against heavy odds and mesne rious shock to the nervous system. Let cashes habe que YOU. Tewitl quit you, 1f yoo will just take Tebacco Redeemer, according to directions for two or three days. It is a most marvelously quick and hly reliable remedy for the tobacco habit. Not a Substitute Tobacco Redeemer contains no habit-forming drore of any kind. It is in no sense a substitute After finishing the treatment you fave abecluiely no desire to use tobacco again oF to continue the use of the remedy. It makes not a particle of difference how long you have been using tobacco, how much you use or in what form you use it—whether you smoke cigars, cigarettes, hes. chew plug o fine cut or use snuif, Tobacco Redeemer wi | Positively banish every trace of desire in from 48 to 72 hours. This we absolutely guarantee in cory case or mooey re funded. te today for our free booklet showing the deadly fee of tebacco upon the human system itive proof that Tobacco Redeemer will quickly free you of the habit tes Pharmacal Company, Dept. 31 St. is, Mo. Not Bull Se ae ee ee ee ee Cow Thief (in prison yard, in a grimly humor- Girl, new boy and motor ous vem)—What time is it? Boy and buggy. Trokeys “FOR HUSKY THROATS” that button for the light? es, for the Light or Dark. 7 —Widew. Girl, boy and buggy New boy with motor Life’s Little Romances quare, Over the Phone Watch Thief (unexpectedly)—Milking time. Medley. Dad—\.~ + only come home nowadays when — Awgwan, Sou need money. A Queer Sort of Fable 0 Son—Shall E come oftener?—Burr The Exception | She was the U 0 “'There’s always room at the top,” philoso- He told her a week after he started to rush eee Maud phized the Sphinx, her that some day he would kiss her, And nae Maud was a mermaid who danced on the swell, ‘ake @ look at us and guess again,” re thirteen weeks later he did it . The amateur vamp of a summer hotel! ‘ torted the Pyramids.—Orange Peel. ‘ “And was it really worth all that effort?” After six days’ engagement she asked lovingly. she shook me for Zack! The Banana-Peel Barrage “Tt was worth more than you can ever know,” he answered. And the next day he collected $78.95 from the bunch who had said it “But the ring was just really foo cute to give back!""—Record. A Bird of a Story ~ “You say he’s a genius.” couldn't be done. — Sun re “Wall, I reckon he is! Dial = Built’ a scarecrow on_ his le ” Missing pap’s co’n-field — And it frightened av all the birds?” “Skeered ‘em plumb to death. One ol’ crow brought “Yes, mum, there was four pounds of veal here, but the cat ate it up. y ON” this back the co’n he stole the Mistress (Puts the cat on re. It year before.""—Gargoyle. the scales. Finds that it ion of The Soph Who Forgot His Non-Skid Chains.—Tiger weighs just four pounds.) — recent Knock . Yes, Bridget, you are right. colors, She—I hear that Jack is earning good money. | Gastronomic Geography There is the meat, but, Bridget, where is heavy He (the rival, pricking up his ears)—Oh, I guess He—And after I get off the car, which way | the cat?—Burr. ready what little he gets is good, all right —Widou do I turn to get to your hous —— = fe will — She—Why, right in front of you on the cor- me a ee a a > free, ner you'll see a candy store—a very nice candy | Cc * S Woe ind awk orcomectvormk || Use Cuticura Soap two blocks east. —Punch Boul. | To Clear Your Skin « City Wotta Woild | {all drsosiote: Sons S, Olatment B 2 80, Taleam 5, 1S What every young man and “You said you'd show me a real time to- |! Baa eZaaeT Every young woman should bnow night,” she exclaimed, bitterly, as he steered vor | mie her toward the movi RAISE BELGIAN HARES ¢ | UVa, ¥ Ned. . “ \ VEE PROPITS caslly and pleasant! mode. ee | Yes,” he chuckled, villain that he was, “I | etal = | did. Thoughtless of me not to have spelled out | sey aae ince aes = | AMERICAN PUR. COMPANY, 09 Wate Ble, Paataa || S700) for you when I said it.”—Sun Dial. | ouet. 222 ‘anmaunee. mse comicbooks.com