Judge — October 5, 1918 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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October 5, 1918 jue advantages that have helped te name of EVANS at the Industry for 132 years the juction of thelr opon-inte: iting beverage — MVNA All the unl are potent fact NON-INTOXICATING RENT REQUIRED Estab. 1786 HUDSON, N. ¥ The Champion By Kate B. Burton ] Lovet feel the muscles rise And play beneath my satin skin, To know that heart and brain and eyes Will help me strike the blows that wi Then stripped to stand before the cro And listen to their plaudits | To watch the other fellow’s game, Just holding back a round or two Until the opening comes. My aim Is deadly and the bout is through They shout for me; I feel a thrill To know I’m Jim the champion still. Kut in the night I often dream Of when finish comes for me; Some little weakness in my scheme And he will beat me to my knee. Then in the barrooms they will chat And tell how Jimmy took the mat. Unless Somebody Pocketed It The bell boy was paging Mr. Henry Ford one day during his stay in a Los Angeles hotel, and paging apparently in vain, when a helpful guest he lobby called out: “Don’t weaken, boy. I know he’s here be- cause his car is out in front.” COPY THIS SKETCH aod let's see what you can do with It. ‘eal You. Send sketch of Uncle Sam with écla stamps te test lesson plate: also colle The Landon School ¢ i cartceningt Schofield Building, BROADWAY at 63rd NEW YORK tr OST coaveniently situated hotel at ‘popular rates in the u tof everything. f. Rates single rooms$1. R ith r bry ist worn and bath (for 2) $2-50. ike for bookies “What's Going One BV. LAND, Masaae’: ROMEIKE’S [R558 CLPPING BUREAU We will send you all newspaper pings which may appear about you, your friends. or any sut ton which you may want to be “up-to-date.”” panet and penodical of importance in the United States and corope is searched. Terms $6.00 per 100 notices HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh Ave., New York! Trinklets By Treve Coutins, Jr. of our National magazines lashes itself into a literary frenzy over the question: What is a Bolshevik? To our way of thinking i it is not so much What nator has urged a law creating an eatless day once a month. Why make it a law? The high prices of food will attend to that. Our idea of war-time efficiency and economy is the ardent swain who sent his fair one a bouquet of vegetables and then came around the next night to have some of the soup she made with them. Father Speaks They say my nose the bal But that’s quite strange, you know. My nose upon the grindstone hot Was worn off long ago. All Roads Lead to War’ EB. Kacraman n Jones —Of on the road again, Sales mean John Smith—You've said it. the road to Camp Upton and Berlin. Drown by L I'm on for Love By S. E. Kiser All ILL you settle $500,000 on me before we are married, if I promise to be yours?” she asked. “Yes,"" he replied with eager earnestness, “I will give it to you so that you can make any dis- position of it that you please “Will you make a will disinheriting your chil- me dren and leaving everything to me, in case you die before I do? “If you insist on it, darling, yes.” “Will you take everything out of the house that belonged to your first wife?” “T'll be glad to do that, dearest.” “Will you buy me the most beautiful string of pearls we can find?” “It will make me very happy to do that for you, sweetheart.” “Will you make me a separate allowance for the support of my family?” “ Most willingly, my beautiful girlie.” “Well, then, I think we can go ahead and let our engagement be announced. But, Henry, you won't think I’m marrying you for anything but love, you?” $400 in in Prizes Real money—the same kind that you buy things with— yours for the writing of a jingle—providing it's better than ie others we want short jingles or rhymes about ZYMOLE TROKEYS—the mildly antiseptic threat pastilles of real worth. Tell why they are good—why they keep the voice fit. Nine prizes: $150, $100, $75, $25, and five $10 prises. Send your jingle to out Jingle Department before Dec. 15th, 1918. (OLE TROKEYS are sold by all druggists. FREDERICK STEARNS &CO., 1041 East Jefferson Ave., Detroit, Mich. “FOR HUSKY THROATS" Egg View News Notes By Lestte Van Every "THE fly season having closed, our barber, has increased capacity of his shop. Bill Waite, our grocer, is arranging to set up his winter stove in the near future. Bill is glad that Ratio Roundtree is wearing one of them there late-style high-grade short coats, because although Ratio will get colder in it quicker than usual, he also will warm up faster. Bill, who added several choice white boxes of stationery to his window display three years ago, has raised the price on them, as they are now a khaki brown, which at present is a very popular color, Having read an advertisement in the Pollywog Plea about a powerful picture drama to be showed there for three days, Chet Lumley left. for Pollywog this morning. He says it’s the longest screen play he ever heard of. Corny Paine has figured out that the reason katydids stay up all night making a fuss is because that’s the only time they can attract the attention of human beings, as human beings find plenty of other things to bother them during the day. cy Neff, the seating Progressing By Water G. Dory LET the cynic peeve and pout And swear that we're degenerating. The world grows better, there’s no doubt. Advancement’s more than nickel plating. When kings held undisputed sway A man was very often knighted For doing things for which today He certainly would be indicted. comicbooks.com