Judge — September 21, 1918 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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a september 21, 1918 EVANS’ CHECONA can be taken at its face value because made at the Evans Brewery on the banks of the json with the same se us care and supervision relsed with the Evans’ products f years by four the same family. NON-INTOXICATING Up 40: Date Grovers, mrugeists and Dealers. c.M, EVANS & SONS oraED The Notion Counter By Douctas Matiocn ‘T took the British two weeks to reach I the suburbs of Bapaume, indicating that the transportation over there isn’t much better than it is over here. One mistake that the German high command will probably make next winter is in supposing what the bare laigs of the Heelanders are shaking with. American aviators are bombing the German organizations over there. Too bad they can’t bomb some of the pro- German organizations over here. Nervous people who fear that the German prisoners in France may rise, for- get that they do not dare to rise. They haven’t any suspenders. Knowing female woman as well as we do, we suggest as a regimental air in France that familiar ditty “I Wonder Who's Kissing Her Now.” German papers say that Germany is now approaching a crisis. We are glad to learn that there is something Germany is approaching. Observed a dark speck in the sky yes- terday and thought it was an air-plane, but it turned out to be the price of bacon. The food situation in Germany must have been relieved somewhat by the large amount of crow recently added to the menu won tL increases strength of delicate, nervous, run-down people in two weeks’ time in many instances. It has been_used and endorsed by such men as Hon. Leslie M. Shaw, former Secretary of the Treasury and Ex-Governor of Towa; Former United States Senator, and Vice-Presi- dential nominee, Charles A. Towne, General John L. Clem (Retired), be drummer boy of Shiloh who was sergeant in the U. S. Army when only 12 years of age; also U d States Judge G. W. Atkinson of the Court of Claims of Washington and others. Ask your doctor or druggist about it. | | | To me, In Praise of Thrift By Auce Duk Miter Women P Author of “dr Sketches I HEARD a lovely lady say ty Cormnsce Dar, dn Self-righteously the other day, That since this war so dark and cruel Began, she had not bought a jewel— “At least, not one,” she quickly pleaded, “That was not abso- lutely needed.” I turned a face with scorn distraught; “Are ladies people?” was my thought. And then I thought of all that I Had bought I did not need to buy— A Pullman seat, a cake, a fur— a perhaps, as : gems to her. “Are Laptes Porte?’ Extravagance, we all concede, Is buying things do not need; Butoftentimes, I think you'll grant, It’s buying things we do not want— Things which we later have to pay The furnace man to take away. we “Pay THE Furnace Man toTake Away” But Thrift! Ah, think what thrift can do For foolish folk, like me and you Not only keeping us secure From buying things we can’t endure, But daily teaching us to use Man’s highest gift—the power to choose. Easily Satisfied By J. L. Harwour a PRETTY good seats, don’t you think?” said Biffkins as he slipped his hat into the rack under his seat at the theater and waited for a word of ap- proval from his wife. “They are fairly good seats,” she said, “butif Lhad been buying them I wouldn’t have bought seats so far over that you can’t see the whole stage, and there is a post down there that obstructs the view a little and I never like sitting so near the orchestra and there seems to be a kind of a glare of light here. Seems to me I feel a draught and being so far in we will have to have a lot of people rise or climb over them if we want to go out into the foyer during the intermission with a sigh, “I am a person ea fied and I long ago discovered that you have a great deal to put up with in this life and might as well learn to make the best of things— dear me!” IKE the Indian Tribe, after which they are named, Seneca Cameras are thoroughly American. They want to help win the war by taking pictures here at home for the Soldiers in France and in the Train- ing Camps. Seneca stands for picture making sat isfaction. Get a catalog and choose your model. Home pictures will cheer your soldier. Catalog free at your dealer's or direct SENECA CAMERA MANUFACTURING COMPANY 140 State Street Rochester, N. Y., U.S. A. Seneca Folding Scout at site takes, 4 x $44 inch Pictures 132 Her Reason Why “Did you notice how your wife laughed at all my Jokes. She’s got a keen sense of humor.” she’s got a dimple.” Horse of Another Color “Oh, yes!” said Jones. "I kissed the cook. ‘And with my z. You see. we've xo! Despite the co: Yet he got mad, upon my life, And fired the man, the loafer! By that same token when his wife Went out and kissed the chauffeur ep triving, The Wise Agent “Yes,” said the agent, “your car has been ordered. But I'm afraid you'll have to wait several weeks for it. I’ve just received word from the factory that they haven't a sedan ready to ship.” A sedan? I don’t want a sedan to order a roadster.” “I know; but your wife said she preferred a sedan, so I've got the order in for one, and I hope it'll be ready by the time she makes up your mind that you wouldn't have any other ind of a car.” I told you comicbooks.com