Judge — September 21, 1918 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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COHAN & HARRIS W. 4and St., Eves. 840 Mats, Wed. & Sat. 250 COHAN & HARRIS PRESENT THREE FACES EAST ay and Soth Street r Maxine Elliott’s ;; MAY TI M E- ASTOR fete egeugrny Rowe yi Sibvey brew Keep Her Smiling BOOTH 45th W. of Bway. Wa, E82 wi “=~e« Watch Your Neighbor The Meddlesome Medley By Gertrube SANBorn DINED at a restaurant last night | Where they serve crabs With tartare sauce I was eating placidly When the orchestra played Ameri I arose and knocked over My coffee cup. . After playing two bars | The orchestra swung into A rag. Of course I sat down as did every other Person. Several times the orchestra Returned sportively to our national air. We arose, sat, gulped, and arose According to the whim of the players Finally, when the salad came, I refused to rise in. The orchestra, tired of playing “Over There,” Came back to “America” Resounding blare. I remained seated in accordance with My resolve. Some one hit me with a very ripe Tomato. I suspect it had French dressing on it. with’a I detest medle Openings and Survivals Vest-Pocket (or Vanity Bag) Guide to the New York Theaters By L.M. Axotuer Man’s Snoes — 3oth Concocted from “Satevepost” story. Biue Peart, THue—Longacre. One those “who is the villain in our midst melodramas. Crops ano Croprers—Belmont. tures of amateur haysceds. Davpirs—Belasco. Mr. Belasco at last yields to the demand for a war play. Everytutnc—I ip podrome. mense. Fippters’ Turee—Cort. A nove’ Broadway: an honest-to-goodness operetta. Forever Arter—Central. Alice Brady, the film lady, can’t keep silent any longer. Frienpiy Exemtes—/Hudson. Featuring that popular pastime, smashing the kaiser’s picture. Goixc Up—Liber queer duck to fly Street. Adven- Simply im- y on Love teaches a Heav Over Heets—Geo. MM. Cohan. Mitzi mitzifies most effectively. He Dipx’t Want to Do It—Broad- hurst. A tall Scotsman, alleged to be the inventor of a golf ball that squeaks when lost, leads the riot. Humpty Dumpty—Lyceum. Otis Skin- ner takes a tumble. Ipeat Husnanno, Tue—Comedy. Messrs. Trevor and Harcourt, popular actors, make their debut as joint managers. The joint, we are glad to say, is emi- nently respectable. Joxatuan Makes a Wisu—Princess. Gregory Kelly, the “Seventeen” boy, now contents himself with being four! teen and then twenty. Keep Her Smirinc—Astor. Feminine intuition prompts Mrs. Drew to spend faster than hubby can earn. Licutnin’—Gatety. Frank Bacon cap- tures large audiences and critical big guns. Maio or tHe Mountains, Toe—Casino. Not satisfied with running two years in London, this spectacle has started up over here. Maytime—Maxine Elliott. Our leading migratory show, now in its fifth New York theatre. Mipnicut Frotic—Cocoanut Grove. Con- tinuing nonchalantly, though the Fol- lies have gone from under. Mipnicut Revue—Century Grove. Where after-theatre diners may dance per- sonally or by proxy. Mr. Barnum—Criterion. The big show- man is a show all to himself. Over Here—Fulton. Shrewd reader, you've guessed it! It’s a war-time comedy laid in America. Passtnc Suow or 1918—Winter Garden. Where out-of-town buyers may view the smart lines. Pexrov—Globe. Tarkington's kid storic neatly knitted into a play. San Carto Overa Co.—Shubert. Clas- sical song and dance series. Sue Warkep tn Her Steep—Playhouse. The fourteenth-story ledge is the safest part of her wanderings. Stnpap—Century. Al Jolson et al. Someone tx THE House—K nickerbocker, A gentleman burglar troubles a lad for her diamond necklace. Turee Faces East—Cohan © Harri Secret Service play with a topping re- verse twist. cer Rose—Manhattan. Last week of the Canadian woods before Mr. Belascc ships them out of town. Unper Orvers—Eltinge. As a war e omy Shelley Hull and Effie Shann« act all the parts in a play Unxkxown Purpte, Tue — Lyric. A mystery: we wouldn’t tell you for the world. Very Goop Younc M A—Plymoutl He falls into the clutches of a man- hunter and her Ma. Watrk-Orrs, Tue—Morosco. Latest product of the Hatton play factory. Watcu Your Neicusor—Booth. An English chappie sits in at an exclusive little German “peace party” in Swit- zerland, Where Poppies BLoom—Re public. With a brave lover and a Hun spy husbar Marjorie Rambeau has temperamental al trials. Woman on tHE INpex, Tue—g8th Street A wife with troubles of her own unsel- fishly saves Gen. Foch’s plans from the The Gamble By Jeas Muse Gower Y heart played high with Fate one day, IME ‘The stake was peace of mind. he odds were all with Fate,” you say? “Well, maybe so, but, still I find, I'm glad I played that way.” A Patriotic Tip UDGE was one of the three most popular publications in the camps in a list including all the leading magazines. “The happy medium,” Judge, furnishes welcome relaxation for war-strung nerve: Stick a Ic stamp on the cover of t according to Postmaster Burleson’s advic and drop in the mail; the Government willsend it to soldiers or sailors at the front. 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