Judge — September 7, 1918 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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September 7, 1918 by Roweat A. Guar War-BRED The Notion Counter By Dovetas Matrocn ‘OW and then even the wisest bach- elor doubts. The man who can wait to wed ght not to wed. You seldom love amiss, unless you love a Mrs. ‘The bachelor never comes only goes. To a woman, a bachelor is a personal insult. Whatever you believe, marriage is the cure. To be a bachelor is to live on a prairie. What is the “ bachelor girl” thinking of? home; he FREE cur For 15 Days’ Use Ideal Wedding or Birthday Gift Sond for big new sta protect ture, . umes from maths, mice, HOTEL SAN REMO Central Park West, 74th and 75th Streets | NEW YORK Overlooking Central Park's most picturesque lake. ually attractive duning the Spnng and Summer months. ‘Appeals to fathers, mothers and children. Rogme and Bath $2.50 per day and upwards. Parlor, bedroom and =e per day and upwards. SPECIAL, WEEKLY RATES Pi justrated Booklet. DMUND M. BRENNAN “$0, 808s," YouNG pouctas couto ac HEARD CALLING BEFORE OAYOREAK $330 $400 $420 man is sh price is W. L. worth the price paid for them. Stamping the price on every pair of shoes as a protection against high prices and unreasonable profits is only one example of the constant endeavor of W. L. Douglas to protect his customers. W. L. Douglas name on shoes is his pledge that they are the best in materials, workmanship and style possible to produce at the price. Into every pair go the results of sixty-six years experience in making shoes, dating back to the time when W. L. Douglas was a lad of seven, peg- ging shoes. retail price is stam; rigias deaiers, or cau be ordered direct from aglas by mail. jer shoes through the mail, postag 00 $600 $7.00 g $8.00 .00 You'll n never need to ask “ ics is the price?” when the shoe sales- owing you W. L. Douglas shoes determined and the retail price fixed at the factory before W.L.Douglas name and the retail price is stamped Douglas personal guarantee that the shoes are always CAUTION—Before you buy be sure W. L. Douglas name and the ped on the bottom and the inside top facing. If the stamped price has been mutilated, BEWARE OF FRAUD. ¥ 105 W. L. Dougias stores and over 9000 Send for booklet telling Ww. L. DOUGLAS BLGAN THE DAY MILKING THE COW AND ENDED IT WITH CARRYING WOOD FOR THE use the actual value is on the bottom. The stamped rhe quality of W. L. Douglas product is guaranteed by more than 40 years expe- rience in making fine shoes. The smart styles are the leaders in the fashion centres of America. They are made in a well-equipped factory at Brockton, Mass., by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the direction . and supervision of experienced men, all working with an honest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. The retail prices are the same everywhere. They cost no more in San Francisco than they do in New York. ident W. 1. DOUG: 1S Wh Soreglea i ‘The man who fears to wed is wed to fear. He is a money. Bachelors are jolly, benedicts jollied. Bridesmaids dream, best men wonder. It is easier to have than to hold. An author is known by his works and a playwright by his play When a man ‘tacks his way home his wife nails him at the door. What I like is the boss who puts the “raise”’ in ‘ praise.” We talk about domestic relations, few relmions are. Hope springs something new eternal in the human breast. Make them glad when you come, not glad when you go. poor man who marries for but I wish I were as good as I am given credit for. There is mighty little co-operation be- tween the heart and the head. A wife goes through life with her hand on the cold water faucet. Keep up with your work, if it doesn’t keep you up too late. Post-Graduates German General—Here, All Highest, are the reports from the American sector. The Kaiser—Find out who is teaching them to fight. I would like to employ him. Saving Them Mama—Willic, you have no manners. Willie—Well, if I waste them now I won't have any when company comes. comicbooks.com