Judge — August 31, 1918 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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The Great Man By Crarence Eowin Atten “DOING HER BIT” | perhaps reminds you of | similar experience you have 0% ~~ had while rhythmic strains i choh shvempse of music filled the air. , is pretest don'ts The talented genius? cod tty it appeared on the |! “The man of old age? JUDGE, this picture has The man “up-and-coming”? been reproduced.in full colors, The thundering preacher? and mounted ona heavy mat, The sweet “goody-good "? 11x14, ready for framing. The scholar and teacher? We will send it, postage || ‘The man poor and lowly? free, for twenty-five cents The man with much gold? cash or stamps. The peace-loving man? J JUDGE, Art Print Dept. The man brave and bold? 225 Filth Aveowe, New Yerk City The hard-working farmer? ‘The man literary? The rich speculator? The man wise and wary . Or many another The which I could name, Gut out this ad and mail tt to us, with your name Some knowing, some not nd we will sen you cur FAMOUS KARNAK Raton The sweetness of Fame? 0 moos): rh ete Fou, like, ttypay ws S185. I dou doo like it No Fou, lke, pay “ws you don't like a ich : ; ain by Jutta Dasieis Scho WO MONEY. *Thae ines ts pret Draven by Jutta Daxter No matter, his lot, Py Whether he’s rich The Smallest Soldier. Naked Truth Or whether he’s not; By Vixcixta Woovs Mackats ¥ FE Whether he’s known, By F. E. Briwurn Or his name never heard; III. Numericat ADVANTAGE CT HE strongest argument for When he's honestly styled "THEY'RE lots of soldiers everywhere You k fepes 2 Il ne tai | 4 tdi pels Hie word? In groups of two or three; Down ‘3 eect Up. st Te (sue as can be They walk about and take the air The closest mood to When a man’s Jest, For everyone to see. "ei A great man is he! eS. ceiables But I am only one, and small, L hi a W vr iioigaaas Dressed ; And no one looks at me. Th aug Re 18: fcc. ae Wife—Was Mrs. De Style For soldiers are no good at all ‘Good i att eel in her new gown when you Unless they’re two or thre jood is E saw her? Every tiny planted seed must Partly. oy Hay, Hub—Partly. ie to Grow. . 7 . | Half Seas Over Monotonously Negative “It's always fair weather | when good fellows get together.’”” | “It is until somebody gets sloppy.” MORE. COMPANY. rr More Rutiding. St. Loule. Mo, | The Congressional Record has this col- loquy, the answers being those of a mem- ber of the Cabinet interrogated with refer- ence to the government taking over the | telegraph companies: Rumpus Ridge and Q. Do you “know how many miles of Vicinity wires there are? By Tom P. Morgan A. No. ; A Natural Supposition ant Bo: ou know how many companies WIEN 1 came to this town, ‘A. No. 20 a of twenty-four years | Q. Do you know how much capital is Petunia tavern, “ the people were invested? just nacher’ly hungering and A. No. thirsting for a decent and com- Q. Do you know how many employees fortable hotel there are? “Ah, yes!” replied the spec- A. No. tacled tourist. “ But I suppose, 2. De you know what they receive? despairing of ever getting it, they have by this time become | __ A. resigned to the lack of one?” | 1G GARS Sure Symptom “While I was in the Right Place store over at Tumlinville “MADE AT al GARS yesterday, Jeff Spraddle sorter sa’ntered in and bought a i Jealousy couple of collars,” related a neighbor. - “Couple of collars, hey?” Drawn by Warnex Dancer returned Gap Johnson, of Rum- He—But you also knitted a sweater for the Captain pus Ridge, Ark. “By gosh, She—Why drag up my past when you are wearing my Jeff's going to get married Presents? again!” yR\E Pricey Tee Tatcom Bs me wetesest comicbooks.com