Judge — August 24, 1918 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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little oun: land st with ones oun- August 24, 1918 Bitty Pierson: “Well, Bob! I haven't seen you for months— where've you been.” Bos Currier: “Oh, I've been laid up for several We s—it’s pretty ain too, I can “or heaven’s sake — not es sir jand I just dodged an operation.” —‘“What was the trouble?” —“Why, Billy, the doctors called it some awful name, but it was nothing more or less than a clog” in my intestines; waste that wouldn't move — poisoning me—breeding a fine line of seri- ous diseases.” —“What did they do to you up at St. Johns?” —‘“They were all ready to operate for appendicitis. That food waste had accumulated in the large in- testine, where the appendix is. I had had pains, and I always Which Way are You Going? That only shook up my system— flushed it hard—and left, that poisonous waste right there, dryer and harder than ever, Tak: ing a pill for that condition ts like driving your car up Ten Mile Hill to get the carbon out of the cylinders.” —‘“That’s right.” —‘Well, the doctor said “We'll see if, we can’t move that ob- struction naturally before we try to operate.” He put me on my back, and I watched the clock, counted my fingers, ate a diet and took Nujol. The Nujol soft- ened that dry mass, moved it on, and after a while I began to be regular—my system is my clock now. I take a little Nujol morn- ing and night just before tooth- brushing and I really don’t know what it is to feel low. Pleasant to take too.” “What does the Nujol do?” —“Simply softens the contents of the bowels—without in any way interfering with digestion — and lubricates the ashes easily along the intestines. It’s not absorbed. You get rid of every drop you take. For a man who doesn't exercise much, or who works so hard that he hasn’t time to keep his insides as clean as his collar, it just helps nature out, see?” —“Sure (he twists the self-starter) I'll bet there are thousands of men right now in the same shape you were in. Only one of them knows it and he just found it out. Hop in!” —“Where you bound, Billy?” —“I'm going to take you down to the drug store, and then if you’re real good and you help me buy one bottle of Nujol, we'll go out and shoot about nine holes be- fore supper. How about it?” The car containing the Man Who Was Sick, and the Man tried to cure them with pills or Who Isn't Going to Be, gathers momentum and slides away. salts. For your own protection insist that the druggist give you the genuine Nujol, in a sealed and capped bottle, bearing the Nujol trade-mark in red—never otherwise. Nujol is absolutely pure and harmless. Inferior substitutes may give unpleasant results. Genuine Nujol sold by all druggists in the U. S. and Canada. Send 50 cents and we will ship new kit size bottle to U.S. soldiers and sailors anywhere. Write for attractive free booklet on the Nujol treatment: Section 5, Nujol Dept., Standard Oil Co. (New Jersey), Bayonne, N. J “Regular as Clockwork” comicbooks.com