Judge — August 24, 1918 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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August 24, 1918 mak TENT and DECK Continued from Fifth Previous Page = Something Lacking Jou Hrwax, 161s Depot Brigade Infirmary. € Mt | by Ver A PRIVATE of German descent, who had dili- + gently studied his Military Courtesies, was sent by his Company Commander to deliver a sage to a certain Major at the Base Hospital. n arriving at the hospital he knocked on the r; took off his hat; saluted; delivered his age; saluted again; but failed to do an | t Face,” whereby he was reprimanded ked by the Major if that was the way he | s taught to deliver a message to a superior then did I surprise and “Vot The private looked his ting upon his fingers said Mess Hall Mutterings by J.D. 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A number of hands went up and the instructor turned to one cager soldier whose features be- trayed his recent annexation from southern European s Pupil—Me know. Heem go on road—automo- beel. Instructor—No, no, Andy, you are thinking of roadster. Someone else try it. Another pupil (face illuminated with apparent knowledge)—Roasta da meat in heem. Instructor (patiently)—No, Tony, that word is roaster. You are getting close. Now, come on. Some one tell us what roster means. Prize pupil (beaming)—Me know heem. maka da cock-a-doodle-doo. Then the instructor, a corporal who had been a professor of languages, carefully explained the military significance of the word. Heem Some Flies! By Pvt. Avexaxprn Hon, Supply Co., 19th Infantry A recruit was asked how he liked K. P. (kitchen police). “Well,” he replied, “I saw something remark- able happen today which I might not have scen otherwise. The mess sergeant had me swatting flies, and as a bunch of them flew towards a win- dow they settled on some fly-paper.” “What was remarkable about asked. “Oh, nothing. paper—that’s all. that?” was They just flew off with the Not Present By Puvate Liste C, Croy, Base Morpital, Camp Gordon, Ga Lieutenant Blank was drilling a company of rookies who were unable to keep step. Lieutenant—Somebody call cadence. Acting Corporal (wishing to please)—Cadence, Cadence! Anybody here by the name of Ca- dence? Familiar Stuff P By Pvr. Hauny Wroorr, Hdgrs. Printing Dept., Camp Diz, N. J Aerial Instructor—O{ course you can readily see what it means to drop fire bombs on the enemy’s vast stores at night. Rookie Goldstein—Sure, fire sales next morn- t ing! ¢ mission of thi is to preach cheerfulness Copyright, 1918, by Lest ampany Entered at the Post-ofice at New York as lass mail matter | second *Judgark,” Telephone 6632 M. bed weekly by Lesliedudge Co: 5 Fifth Avenue, ident Reuben P. 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