Judge — August 17, 1918 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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August 17, 1918 parr: aT sone The Wrong Flag A retired naval officer became the rector of a country parish. His parishioners, wishing to give him a surprise, subscribed among themselves and bought a flag for the church tower. Directly the old gentleman saw it he flew into a violent rage, and dered it to be taken down at once. One of his parishioners asked him why he did not like it “ Allow that flag to fly on my church tower?” he raved. “Never! It’s an insult. Do you know what that particular flag signifies, sir? It means‘ in distress; want a pilot Marines’ Magazine. ared- hatter Pals You may Rest assured That the world Will be safe for ter Has Democracy voic After the war When You see Two Private soldiers Taking Turns At Perplexed Yar CREST Parlez Food—Frangais? —This is what I call hard li I studied that French phrase book three hs and now I can’t remember o get Scrubbing and."—Trench and Camp. Each other's Backs since Under The Barrack Showers.—Trench and Camp. A Colorful Ode He kissed her on the chee It seemed a harmless froli He’s been laid up a week They say with painter’ 7 colic. Bri Flea-less and Fearless Famous Flealess Kentucky Thoroughbreds. Do Not Kick Worth Mentioning But Inflict Splinters Here and There, Particularly There.—Trench and Camp. Saris r a FUN FROM THE FIGHTERS Good Things in Our Army and Navy Publications pA 5 IA ET French Fried When Blanche comes to camp for a bit of visiting, what is her surprise when Corporal George, her very own, greets her: “Hawaii, Blanche! Common portey voo?” “Oh, Zhorzh! Isn't that perfectly dandy! So you're learning to polly vransay? Isn't that just too tabbel dote for anything. Let’s talk all in French toda; corporal George takes the soft arm, sheathed in soft, bewitching blue crepe. “Blanche, voo are looking grand ce matin.” Soft stuff—sort of a catch in the vocals. You know! “Oh, Zhorzh!” Slight interruption on. Passing the French Frieds, while the spec- tators gape. All the world loves a lover, as Will Shookspeare _ re- marked. After an in- terval: “Voo come de la ville on lachemin de ferO. K Blanche —without any recks or anything?” “Certainment,Zhorzh, Je suis here, aren't I. How could I have c down any other- right. What ditez voo to a petite manzhay a la foyer de soldats, Blanche?” Oh, Zhorzh A tighter grip on the arm. y peruse the bill of fare together. Quéést que ce voo gonna have, Blanch “Oh, a little soup, Zhorzh—un peu de bouil- lon a tasse.” “Very good. Don't mind Blanche. Manzhay whatever Je have got lots of money.” “Oh, a Corporal gets lots of money, then, Zhorzh?” how to order “ham “Oui, that’ the looks argent, good. “Yeh—lots of —” To the waiter: “Gas- song, a little speed here.” Ostentatious display of the chevrons. The waiter calls him Captain, Blanche drinks her soup with French finesse, and the party progresses. BIG SIDE MONEY For Any Store or Theatre New Cut Rates on Butter-Kist Corn Poppers it moved or went out of business. Pay From Your Profits 3 space a vent mine. Occupies only 26 by 32 inches any store or theatre. Write Quick! This tot « going like wil Don't risk don't lose $2 to $10 profits daily—wnite at once for proof of profits. bon offer full Is and state your line of bu | PROFIT MACHINE EXCHANGE Li Dent. 23, S South Wabash Ave., Chica; Distribltors of Money-Making Equipment for WANTED—AN IDEA! imple thing to patent? WHO CAN THINK OF SOME Protect, your ideas, they may. bring you wealth. Write for “Needed Inventions” and “How to Get Your Patent and Your Money. ci Randolph & Co, Patent Attorneys. Dept. 129, Washington, D. C. gy: means.” A far-away look. “Oh, Zhorzh!” Murmurs. Close-up. Gassong coughs. Oui, Gassong, diner pour deux!” —Trench and Camp. che, do you savoir faire what ‘aimez’ Yes, and What Did She Say? Yeomanette—Powder doesn’t seem to do my complexion any good Brute Yeoman—Well, why mite Recruit. doncha try dyna BLUE-WHITE DI SEND NO MON “ ‘001 VALUE. Bin.tin YEARLY INCREASE io VALUE ct 3. M. LYON & CO., 1 i " “Send TODAY tor FREE Maiden Lane, New York comicbooks.com