Judge — August 3, 1918 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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The Optimistic Recruit ‘onronat Lacaexce Locener, Co. F | fy | NE hundred years from now, « j As moves the hand of time. 4 | i We'll never hear the captain's plea i For “Right front into line! We'll never “ Dre again in squad, { Nor “ Cover in file, Nor will we hike, through dale and glen, For many a weary mile We'll never hear the bugle’s call, In gray dawn’s early Which gets us up for reveille \t the end of an army night ph Eng pal, } An Army Slacker THE BUCK WHO TIES HIS FINGER UP SO HE WONT HAVE TO WASH i i. ; , Drawn ty C.J. Dow, U. 8. N | And sometimes they get away with it We'll never dine on army beans, Going to the (Sea) Dogs nal jokes sent by soldiers and sailors and accepted $5 is awarded for the best original joke received ung Gob back By Puvate F.C. Hewrrr, Co. C., 23d Eng oks like money + Almost Broke This Week's $5 Prize Winner AEF Private Sartn—Any chance for a touch of a fez francs, buddy? Private Jones—Say, man! + my identification tag! All I’se got that Miustering o Wanted to Fight Recruit—But I want to fight. ficer—You'll get all the fight you want if you hand the boys a bum meal. A Mark of Progress By Prt. Hannay Wrcorr, Headquarters Printing Dept., Camp Diz, Mustering officer—You say you were a cook in Good. I’ll make you a cook in the O. D. Horses By AH 7 al Co. Camp Johnston, F As a part of their military training the Goverr ment has established schools for the men of the Quartermaster Corps at Camp Johnston, in which Q. M. Organization, Administration, ete., is taught One of the instructors read from the ma to the class in transportation as follows: “ The purchase of gray or white horses for army use is prohibited.” Turning from the book he asked: tell me the color most desired in horses for army “an anyone use “O. D.” (olive drab), volunteered the class oracle. His Good Right Drown by Wiuas Baxcesoant, Armed Geant, City P Barracks, U8. .N Soak Him, Jack!” About Face Nor feast on prunes, Nor will we sing, with wild acclaim, Uncensored army tunes. Then we may rest in sylvan shade, And cool our fevered brow, On that happy day of which I speak One hundred years from now. Absent-Minded x Wreorr, Di camp Diz, N -The new maid abso- refuses to do as I tell her. ficer (absent-mindedly)—Diso- bedience, eh? Stick her in the kitchen for a few days. Help! are Acsrry P. Zecwr, 5th Co, 18th Ba, 159th Dep. Brig, Camp Taylor, Ky. Sentry—Halt! Who's there? The shadow—Why, Henry Jones, don’t you know your dear little wifie? Sentry (throwing away his gun)— Corporal o’ th’ Guard! Help! Ry Puvare I Drown by Tex O'Rovnxe The new boxing instructor's black eye shows he has some very apt pupils Ky Semceayt Waa Po Ackeawas, ff D A negro sergeant was explaining the proper way in which the different commands should be executed. Hy finally came to “About Face he explained as follows: ahs, you place de toe of y« right foot six inches to the reah of de heel of yo left foot, and jus’ ooze aroun’.”” Paper Work By Senorast Gites, Flight Dept, Scott Fe Ne, HL “Suh,” says I to the Cap, “beit as how I wuz a clerical man afore this awful conflict I would kir like to do Army Paper work, so’s y in pract “Very well,” says the Cap to me “report to the Police Officer duty, and be sure that you get cigarette butts and match ends well as the paper.”” st comicbooks.com eo