Judge — June 29, 1918 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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IDGE] June 29, 1918 — os r = cares e iF © Good Things in Our Army and Navy Publications i Friday Night Activiti “ : ” ebay Nahe Actes The Recruit Says iy SOME LARGE DON'TS: 4 | For the Medical Corps ch Don’t use pills. - Don’t say infirm Mary. or Don’t park your cars in the orderly room. P Don’t spit on the ceiling. xt , Don’t nurse a grudge. y For Supply Companies = Never collect garbage in fatigues. Use the amp receptacles provided for that purpose. Mules, like rookies, must be coaxed, not Ykla. driven, It is not necessary to salute an officer if your you horse is running away. ndid If the Colonel’s flivver runs into your wagon, es of don’t forget to get his number. es | The remark, “Smash into it” should never Lr be used when instructing drivers. fr; Most drivers have a good delivery. mall | The artist has taken the liberty of removing the n to froat of the tent, thus showing you a cross-section r big iew of the interior. He hopes that the inmates > are pardon him for thus exposing this intimate ‘ex is | View of their activities. It is about cight o'clock rat I Friday night, with Saturday morning inspection q only a few hours away. The tent assumes the ap- amp | pearance of a Chinese laundry, as there are, natur- tion | ally, no clean pants, shirts, or socks—no clean any: thing, in fact—to show at the coming inspecti Mn. For such a situation there are but two remedies: —= | camouflage, and soap and water. Camouflage is efected without a great deal of fuss, but the second process involves certain quantities of cold or luke- warm water, certain words adapted to the occasion, and a great deal of drying.—Wadsworth Gas Attack. Passing Up Possibilities f i ial They had started down town, with passes, to “ fix up a party. The one, a fussing extremist, ‘And the Busy Bumble = } declared that he needed a haircut and a shave before he began operations. His “buddy” was square. For Ammunition Trains Use nothing but smokeless tobacco. Don’t make light of your job. Don’t get hot tempered while carrying ammunition. time for?” he complained. “You waste a good hour, and where’s the profit? The last time we Went to town you got a haircut, shave, massage, tonic, a shoe-shine, manicure, and——” “Yes, and——?”” “And all you picked up was a ticket to a movie.”—Trench and Camp. For Infantry Companies n both The trench is not used to peel potatoes. slisben If you don’t do your “squads left” right, ted you'll be left. Don’t feed or annoy the N. C. 0.’s. Acting privates must not allow any familiar- ity by first-class privates or N. C. 0.’s. Don’t point your rifle at anyone—unless it is a sergeant. Missing a formation does not matter—unless ; at A monthly, red-hot. The Fool Killer { vexed, “Now, what do you want to spend all that ork | artisticalt ed and filled with vital culfiteteakereons| 70 te missed. wi * Printed ani with vital at makes people i ate 4 5 on eispand take notice. It makes frauds, fools, hypocrites and Don’t start anything you can’t finish. | This tle |eurrent‘aane ng cetera See ae ad forthe} does not refer to hikes, hash or Hun hunting.— THE FOOL KILLER, P. O. Drawer 1902, Washington, D.c.! Trench and Camp. Bee- To Enjoy the Good Old Summertime drink NAVI. Evans NON-INTOXICATING Ale A substantial, satisfying, delicious non-Intoxicating beverage Grocers, Drugeists and Dealers Established 1786 HUDSON, Nv. Y¥. NO OOVERNMENT Up-to-Date ©. H. EVANS &’SONS He's a Wise Bird Did’javer notice that the guy who maps out the line of march in a parade always covers the distance on horseback ?—<Kelly Field Eagle A Necessary Evil Newspaper correspondents are a necessary evil, but it makes us feel foolish to salute one thinking he is a colonel all dressed up and no place to go.—Pass in Review (Fort Worth, Tex.) That Awful Camp Company Quartette “Zm- Zra- Zr- Zra- Zr Hums Away go Happil-e-e-e ? M-M-M-M-M-M-” —Trench and Camp Remember! O, well, boys, remember how cute the girls thought the R. F. C. looked in those flying caps, for our new “war bonnets” are to be on the same order.—Pass in Review (Fort Worth, Tex.) (Continued on next Page) LICENSE REQUIRED The Ideal Wedding Gift Sent on Free slag, 90 Ges cainlog, ‘90 deugss. Reduced spree freight prepaid. Fac. a Pindmoat Red Cedar Chest Co., Dept. $0, Statesville, N.C." comicbooks.com