Judge — May 25, 1918 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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7 25, 1918 The Notion Counter By Dovetas Matocu OME folks didn’t fall jn love—they S jumped in. . Age may improve some things, put about the time wine begins to get better a hotel begins to get worse. A big town is ashamed of its noise, a small town proud of it. “ Love is the greatest thing in the world, but it is hard to decide what thing it is. We don’t remember the last time the | Kaiser was in Paris, but we know it was the last. If poets could only get the rate of inter- etthat they do of payment! would never think of asking for advice on correct dress from a store that adver- tised “gents’ furnishings.” Some men can’t tip without attracting attention, and some of them don’t try to. Lots of people remember a kindness about as well as a waitress an order. No girl can be sure of a husband, and certainly no wife can. The press agent thinks that the news- papers are giving an awful lot of space to this war. We worry a whole lot about things that happen after we are gone, when, as far as we are concerned, they will never happen, But for camouflage, the championship sill belongs to the woman who “dar- lings” her husband in public. There would be no best sellers if pub- shers had to depend on authors’ wives for a market. About the gloomiest part of a man’s is the time when the bride still can’t forget the other fellows. In a few years she won’t care anything about them; and neither will he. _ Aman sort of gives up dancing on his feet when he begins dancing on his knee. When a man wants his way he is all sailes, and a woman all tears. Let your wife have every little thing and then maybe she won’t care about the big ones. Perhaps Hondsome salesman—Couldn’t I interest you © an automobile? Praty girl—Perhaps you could. Come around Bone some time. This magic spot ends corns LACE it on your throbbing corn tonight. Ittakes buta i second, Relief will come = instantly, because the felt ring relieves all pressure, The medicated spot of wax soothes while it works, You will wonder why you waited so long. Tomorrow your corn will not hurt as it has today. And within 48 hours the corn will come out easily, painlessly. Blue-jay is the gentle, certain way, discovered by a great chemist. Blue-jay Plasters are made by Bauer ® Black, famed for surgical dressings. Paring Is Extremely Dangerous - and only a makeshift. Infection is possible. Harsh and mussy liquids are disagreeable. Blue-jay is irresistible to the average corn. Once in a while an old and stubborn corn re- quires a second treatment. Tonight prove these truths yourself, It costs so little. Then you will never let a corn hurt again, Large package 25c at Druggists ‘Small package discontinved BAUER & BLACK Makers of Surgical Dressings, etc. Chicago and New York Blue-jay For Corns Stops Pain Instantly Ends Corns Completely 25c Packages at Druggists How Blue-jay Acts A isa thin, soft pad which stops the pain by relieving the pressure. B is the BAB wax, which gently under- mines the corn. Usually it takes only 48 ours to end the corn completely. Cis rabber adbesive which sticks with- ‘Out wetting It wraps around the toe, and makes the plaster snug and comfortable. Bivc-jay 19 applied ina jidy. After that, one doesn't feel the corn. The action 1s gentle, and apptied to the corn aloae. So the corn disappears without soreness. Some women do fancy work of all | A little boy of five was traveling south with kinds and others don’t fancy work of any i kind. Connubial Equity ! An Important Question 's parents to visit an aunt whom he had never seen. He was very curious about this relative and asked his father and mother endless ques- tool ‘THIS amusing picture in full colors, 9x12, mounted on a heavy mat, ready for the frame, will be MeN.) sent postpaid for twenty-five cents “war Baie” Judge Art Print Department 225 Fifth Avenue tions concerning her. As the journey drew to its close the little fellow was amazed to sec many negroes at every station. Suddenly a look of consterna- tion dawned on his face and, turning to his mother, he cried in a voice of alarm, “ Mamma, Mamma,—what color is Aunt Jen?” One Source “America needs dye stuffs for use in painting fake scenery to deceive the enemy airplanes.” The confiscation of the lurid pictures of fruit which hang in the dining-rooms of small town hotels should be ordered. New York City