Judge — May 18, 1918 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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q “No Man’s Land” By David Robinson HIS clever picture, in full colors, just as it appeared on the cover of a recent issue of JDGE, mounted on a heavy mat, 11 x 14, ready for fram makes an attractive decoration for any man’s “Land.” It will be mailed post free upon receipt of twenty-five cents, cash or stamps. Write Judge Art Print Department 225 Fifth Avenue New York City Reconsideration By Natuan M. Levy ERS are the graces that adorn; In all that’s sweet no maid’s above her. I would the sprites that dance at morn Would tell Philippa how I love her. She is the source of all delight; Life’s troubles melt and fade before her. Would that the elves that rule the night Would tell Philippa I adore her. But whilst invoking sprite and elf Suppose another chap should woo her? I think I'll tell the maid myself Or send my ardent message to her. A Valuable Tip UDGE was one of the three most popular publications in the camps in a list including all the leading magazines. “The happy medium,” Judge, furnishes welcome relaxation for war-strung nerves. Stick a 1¢ stamp on the cover of this issue, according to postmaster Burleson’s advice, and drop in the mail; the Government will send it to soldiers or sailors at the front. Do this every week, and you'll make life that much cheerier for the men in camp and “over there.” send us a dollar and a soldier’s or sailor’s name and address —cither at camp or at the front—and we'll send him the next 13 issues. Address Judge, 225 Fifth Avenue, New York City A War-Time Honeymoon the arrangements. Don’t take it. service of the country and do your honey- mooning at home. of travel—remain in the flat on which the landlord has just advanced the rent—and peruse time-tables and schedules and itineraries. patriotic, and will actually see something, .even if only an account of what they might see. couple who looked at the scenery? eyes, young man, will still be with you for you to look into. hand to hold. Tut-tut! the trip. train, was there? Nor a porter to tip. Stamps. as fresh as a moment ago, when we | boarded the train. great drip. Why, it’s nothing but a lot of water going over the rocks! And such a noise! idea of making so much noise over the spilling of water! But of course the Falls are wonderful: as wonderful as a vacation without rain. Jake, because it’s a great place for honey- mooning. started this habit of beginning married life at a Fall. couple Niagara. over them, but most people go around them. anything when possible, instead of going direct to the point. a hundred feet at the rate of about ninety million gallons a minute. Wonder- ful? if the water fell up? By A. Wacter Urtixc OME one is going to get married, in spite of the war. And the matter of a honeymoon is going to figure in To that some one: Put your money into the How? Take a correspondence course In this way a married couple may be And was there ever a honeymooning Her And near you, her And toot-toot! For I’ve started you on Not a fluster to catch that That’s more money to invest in Thrift All out! For we’re at the Falls, feeling Let’s look at the That part of Nature is ridiculous. The We’ve come to the Falls, Chloe and I believe Adam and Eve And they were the only who never honeymooned at The best way to see the Falls is to go | It’s human nature to go around The water falls a distance of more than But wouldn’t it be more wonderful There’s New Delight . in an outing if you take along a supply of MNLLOVA Evans NON-INTOXICATING NO GOVERNMENT: LICENSE REQUIRED Fills the bill as nothing else will Up-to-Date Grocers. Druggists and Dealers C. H. EVANS & SONS — Established 1786 JUDSON, N.Y. HOTEL FLANDERS WY oR ORS JUST OFF BROADWAY The eh And of « tt oh rgb aay. haber af the Deter iret ook Mase tote tapping ersera "Pestray Rrepect Pasa ce opines rca oo Spec cee ere aaa ; Minerd bal Han docmnoty Carniehed Rooms, Pri DAY UPWAR' From Grund Canta abe trenrted ctratvey tent tamer, Pnnayvaia Sioa sae ee ences meee het pew ogee: MK: Beane Fp The Falls is a mighty poor bathing place. No one goes in bathing twice there, and none wears a bathing suit. Which calls the Venus de Milo to mind: Jeney existed in the flesh she wouldn’t be worth a hurrah in Niagara-on-the- Plunge. No one is worth anything there who hasn’t a hand to hold—or hold out. Take a good look at the railroad folder yourself. Don’t expect me to intrude myself on your honeymoon. I’ve got you started. Now take in the rest of the trip by yourselves. And when you return—that is, when you lay down the folder—you will have saved the inconvenience of travel and the buying of raiment, and the perplexity of good hotels, and the thousand incidentals. And have saved money, too. What are you going to do with the money I’ve enabled you to save, ch? More War Stamps? Attagirl! Attaboy! Talking Shop “Our offices are somewhat similar,” said the visitor from Cambodia. “I see you are the Keeper of the Great Seal.” “Yes,” “I am Custodian of the White Elephant at home. How often do you feed your seal?” 9 x 12, mat, ready “War Babies’’ 225 Fifth Avenue ‘THIS amusing picture in full colors, mounted on a heavy for the frame, will be sent postpaid for twenty-five cents Judge Art Print Department New York City