Judge — May 11, 1918 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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iris. in. To- ities. t my tax 1 i 11, 1918 ae Mud and Mules | URING the muddy weather last | D week Sergeant Dunn was observed | to the stables in the mud up to his neck. When asked if he needed help, the “ Battler” replied, “No, [ have a good horse under me. | Private Norman L. Miller has returned from the Base Hospital. Norman says he is going to get even with the mule that sent him there. Private Charles Daniels | of Pittsburgh is the latest victim. He on his way Before and After at Camp Wadsworth was standing on the manger repairing a window and while his back was turned the mule maneuvered into position and dealt him a blow in the left leg. “Dan” says those mules can reach you as long as you are in the same parcel post zone.- Private George Wood, in Camp Dix Times. Putting Him in His Place During some recent maneuvers a raw recruit had been told off as orderly. On reaching the marquee where the officer was, he poked his head in and bluntly inquired: “Have e ye anything for me to do, mis- ter?” Disgustedly laying down his cigar, the officer exclaimed: “Why the deuce don’t you introduce yourself in a proper manner? Sit down,” SEX OLOGY by William H. Walling, A.M., M.D. Ail» one votame, Koowleds: Mother Should Have pas Ee Laren Seald lamp pee Her Danghter 5a ALB Na SA NT Peopie’s Opinien Le Conte PURITANPUB, CO. 702 Perry Buliding. PHILA. PA. PSE TEE IEE UT ER SS IT IO [FUN FROM THE FIGHTERS Good Things in Our Army and Navy Publications he added, “and I will show you how to report yourself.” The “rookie” seated himself, and the officer, proceeding to the entrance, walked briskly into the tent, saluted and said: “Orderly for the day, sir. Have you any orders for me?” The recruit calmly picked up the dis- carded cigar from the table and, between puffs, laconically replied: “No, there’s very little doing today. You can hoof it!”—Trench and Camp. . THE CANTEEN THE NEXT DAY —Seventh Regiment Gazette Heinie’s Chips From Our Navy A Retaliatory Hope Germany is furnishing its citizens with paper trousers. Some hungry square-head will now invent the scheme of selling advertising space on the seat of his pants. Hope the iser and the Clown Prince have to wear paper pants— “Sand Paper” pants for the Kaiser and “Fly Paper” pants for his darling boy. “Hey, You!” The “festive boot” was enjoying himself. He was up in the bow of the boat chewing gum a mile a minute, with his bare feet stick- ing over the gunwhale. Just about this time a nice shiny Ensign spotted the ‘festive boot” and thus addressed him, “Hey, you, take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!” Black Hens Just a little memo: Black hens are clev- erer on their feet than white hens, for a black hen can lay a white egg, but a white hen could never, never lay a black egg. (This remark was made on a Tuesday, which is my day for thinking.) GREAT BEAR SPRING WATER “Its Purity Has Made It Famous” ease, efficiency and long life. The high grade webbing gives a firm, resilient and comfortable hold. y are sold in men's wear shops (Bim) from coast to coast. 25e 38 S0¢ GEORcE Frost co. MAKERS, BOSTON —Wadsworth Gas Attack Too Busy Between Meals “What do you think of the Army as far as you have gone?” inquired a sergeant of a newly arrived recruit at camp. “T may like it after a while, but just now I think there is too much drilling and fussing around between meals,” was the reply.—Trench and Camp. ESS CLIPPING ROMEIKE’S iG BUREAU We will send you all newspaper clippings which may appear about you. your friends, or any subject ga which you miay want to, be, ‘up.to- date." Every newspaper and periodical of i portance in the United States and Europe is searched. ‘Terms, $5.00 for 100 notices. HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh Ave., New York hotel Marseilles Broadway and 103 Street sew Dork City A MAGNIFICEN1 FIREPROOF HOTEL SUBWAY ENTRANCE AT DOOR Room & Bath, $2.50 per day up » STORM, MGR.