Judge — March 23, 1918 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE | | unny Things in a Soldier’s Life An honorarium of $5 will be sent by Juvce to any member of Uncle Sam's fighting forces on land or sea whose contribution to this department 1s selected by the Editor as the funniest camp or ship story of the week. Accepted original jokes ere paid Jor el he fale of one dollar cathe’ Sead is your bnmen boys, the kitchen and looked into al, $2 mirror, and then went bark » Spo the machine. “No, he ig’ here,” said Mike, “and wha m more, he won't be here un} 7 : aX : fee Monday.” se } Kar Spring Comes Early to sited ty St Contributed by Skilldon snatchowitz of the 330th Ib} fantry: the “T'm a little Wop teri “T gotta no mom by | “T gotta no pop Co: “T gotta no mun tion “But I gotta the gun is 1 “ An’ Twanta go fs on Some Wop, we claim. 120 French Lick Springs Sheltered by the surrounding Cumberland hills, this famous Indiana health resort . F Somebody Lied enjoys early days of southern mildness. | Since coming down in Sher wl . . . % ve eaten so many eggs, If you are tired from the winter’s work, if |} | Pricae Jones—What did you That feathers now adorn myslé) fen the rigors of an unusual winter have made ]] | ever do to get stripes? / And spurs are oa my legs."" 1 dec you long for rest and recreation and outdoor | | , ,627?era! Bones—Listen to a little More Conservation | life—a stay at French Lick Springs is just |] |bemgiayesee? pes Tae en oon = ‘ pring: J eing razy— see! The following recipe for army) gum Private Jones—I guess you're right. If they did you would look what you need.: pudding should be turned over the conserving public: Here you may begin your season’s golf on links already green, or ride through trails of springtime loveliness on well-trained saddle | like a zebra. Camp Wheezes From the Sheridan Reveille The remainder of Tuesday’: apple sauce mixed with what we left of Wednesday’s peach cobbler Stir well and add the leavings froc Giggles “But do you really and truly love me?” he asked. 300d heavens,” she replied, “haven't I ridden behind you for ten miles on a motorcycle?” Thursday’s tapioca. Add all of Fr day’s vanilla cake that was not used Place in clean pans and serve rapi¢ ly on Saturday. horses. Every form of wholesome outdoor sport and exercise may be found at French Lick Springs. Hotel accommodations are unexcelled, and : people from all over the United States mingle in pleasant comradeship. French Lick Springs is the home of Pluto Water, America’s most famous physic. Drink it fresh and bubbling from the springs. It will give you renewed health and vim. French Lick Why, of Course A Battle Creek lady danced three times with a good-looking first-lieutenant and then said: “Pardon me, sir,but your face is strangely familiar. Haven't I seen you somewhere before?” “Yes, madam, you have,”re- sponded the officer; “I was your milkman for three years.” Mike Was Out of ° Springs Countenance Mike Rybka, “incinerator French Lick Indiana king,” Battery E, 135th Field has Artillery, had a few young — prawn by Lieut, Ro C. Schmidt, 3rd Co..15end De women callers one day. Mike Brigade, Camp Upton. Descriptive booklet on request Private Slim—Why don’t you wea! your helmet and keep your ef warm? . Private Plump—Had an acciden' the first time I wore it. Private Slim—What happened? Private Plump—Oh,. mess sounded and I didn’t hear it. was busy skimming the foam off the boiling water in the pans, his face and hands soiled with soot. A big automobile pulled up. One of the young women occu- pants leaned out and asked, “Can you tell me if Mr. Rybka ‘isin camp?” Mike went into Pluto water is sold at your druggist’s, in hotels, cafés, and on trains Large bottle 35c Smaller bottle 15c