Judge — March 9, 1918 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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March 9, 1918 A New Kind of Head-Gear Tiss pastor of a large church in a southern city had always been given to individuality of speech, which verged upon eccentricity as he grew old. As he appeared in a sister church one evening, a lady present who had expected to hear the regular minister whispered to her husband— “There is old Dr. B— and if he is going to preach here tonight I am going to leave.” Just then Dr. B the hymn and added: “The pastor of this church is exchang- ing pulpits with me tonight, and if there are any in this congregation who do not want to hear me preach, they can go out while this hymn is being sung.” No one left. His wife, a most estimable woman, told him one day that she had gotten rid of an old unused piece of furniture, and had bought a bonnet with the proceeds. The following Sunday morning as. the congregation was assembling, he ob- served that many of those seated kept turning around to see who entered the door. 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