Judge, 1917-12-22 · page 21 of 28
Judge — December 22, 1917 — page 21: what you’re looking at
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This page satirizes opposition to women's suffrage through multiple arguments presented as anti-feminist rhetoric. **Main Arguments Mocked:** 1. **"Theory vs. Condition"**: The author ironically claims feminism sounds bad but produces good results—women cleaning up towns, improving communities. The joke exposes how opponents can't actually object to feminism's *outcomes*, only the ideology. 2. **"Unconscious Sex-Antagonism"**: A man who publicly supported suffrage votes against it after retirement, spending all his time with his family. His daughters deduce he's unconsciously resentful of female dependence on him—exposing hidden misogyny beneath claimed principle. 3. **Austria/Germany sections**: Mock European objections that women are "too emotional" for juries or voting, suggesting such arguments are absurd excuses rather than legitimate concerns. **Context**: Published in 1917, this predates the 19th Amendment (1920). Judge uses satire to ridicule suffrage opponents by revealing the weakness and hypocrisy of their positions.
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JUDGED pecember 22, 1917 THE MODERN WOMAN Suffrage Facts and Fancies ETZ By 1DOGAN The Theory Versus the Condition HE word “feminism” brings horror to the ear, but the condition created T by feminism is really nice A ae 1 postoflice in a small town before and after taking a dose of feminism. No necd to describe the previous condition, but after the lady got the job the place was li arlor; the empty lot next door became a park and the band played there; the men left their cigars outside; the chil- dren tip-toed in with bated breath; the town which began by scoffing ended by boasting. The other day came the story of a femini: all know that hot in at the railway crossing. And n the toach of feminism BiouENE joy to the community. When soap and water and clean curtain—the tools of feminism—had wrought their magic, the peo- ple came bearing tribute in the shape of fruit and chocolate cake. Only so could they express the approval felt in their souls for feminism in action. {nd the man boss declared with enthusiasm, “ Wimmin is better than men. You don’t find them curled up drunk on the shanty floor.”” So it is that before the theory of feminism the hum: ng recoils with qasternation, but before the condition wrought by feminism it gurgles with asatisfied delight. ‘d shanty—the sort we A Case of Unconscious Sex-Antagonism N November 6 in New York State he cast his first vote against woman suffrage. Behind him lay a long life in which he not only had voted for suffrage but during which his name had figured prominently on the roll book of the local suffrage organization. His five daughters gathered in humiliation and astonishment to confer on the family disgrace. ‘Why, it is a public insult to us!” exclaimed one. “But his reason said another, “are so ridiculous. His mind is surely weakenin; But the wisest of them all said, “I know what is the matter with dad. Since he retired from business he has been suffering from an overdose of females. He associates with them all day long. His only exercise is doing their errands. He gets out his car but to tote them about. Of course he loves us dearly, but I be just the same that his vote was his protest against his condition of serfdom to the female apron string.” “You are right,” said another, “and sex antagonism is no joke. men rise above it and many women sink under it but it is there just the And it won't disappear until all the bumps of inequality of opportunity be tween men and women have been ironed out smooth. To which end the men of New York did a notable job with the flatiron on election day.” Some ame. Why Austria Won't Have Jurywomen I’. looked for a time as though Austria was going to take a chance on the jurywoman, But after many sober second thoughts it has been decided that it cannot be; that the Woman, as God made her, is motivated strictly by sentiment; that cold onable considerations never influence her; that Kipling knew what he talking about when he said that in govern- ment “uplifts erring hands to some God of abstract justice which no woman understands.” So the ladies, God bless them, were again counted out The Reichstag Talks About It. N the German Reichstag the question of votes for women got so far that it was actually talked about and that is going some for Germany. The influx of women into an industrial world previously run by men seemed to some a reason for letting the influx run along into the political world pre- viously and currently run by men. If women can work as men, it was asked, why ’t they vote as men? 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