Judge — October 20, 1917 — page 8: what you’re looking at

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to be and, if possible, surprise Him a little. Always be humble in asserting your personal opinion. Ten years hence it may seem as foolish to you as it does to other folks now. Never mistake your own stupidity for seriousness. It’s so easy to do. Don’t smile all the time. Smiles are like bank-checks: the more you issue of them on a given capital, the less each one is worth. Treat people as they want to be treated, not as they ought. Thus you may be saved the bitter experience of being treated on your own merit In trying to get even with the folks who have offended you, you are emulating the highly intelligent example of the hornet or the skunk. Don’t go around with onions on your breath just to show off your wealth, Don’t believe all you hear, even if you recognize the voice as your own. Don't try to convince other people of something you have a mighty hard time believing yourself. Don’t preface your funny story with “Here’s a new one.” It isn’t. Don’t say uncomplimentary things in the presence of a man with a reputation for deafne He can hear that sort of things. If your time is worth anything to you, don’t try to fool your wife. Don’t treat a boy in a way you would be afraid to treat a man. It is even a worse investment than mistreating a man. Don't call anybody a liar. If he is one, you are giving him stale information, and if he isn’t, you are and he has found it out. Win every friendship you can. than you need. Make people think you are all right, and then try to keep from fooling them. If you can’t make people believe you are honest by any method other than the bothersome plan of really being honest, go toit. You'll like it when you get used to it, and wouldn’t change back for anything. If you find yourself envying somebody who is doing better work than you are in your own line, constitute yourself the chief of the boosters for that very fellow. B‘ AS BIG as the Lord meant you You'll never have more | s Walvis | By STRICKLAND GILLILAN : world for a yellow streak. Don’t become a cynic unless you are absolutely convinced that your mind is failing and you can’t work at anything else. When you see another fellow acting the fool, don’t be cross with him. Thank God that for this once it isn’t you, and run to his rescue. Remember there is no such thing as competition between humans. You have You to trade to the world for a living, and the other fellow has himself. There is all the difference between the lines of goods that an infinite Creator knew how to put into them. Don’t grow indignant because of any shortcomings you seem to find in the fundamental human of cither sex. It isn’t your fault, and there isn’t anything you can do about it. Don’t take yourself too seriously, unless you are downright anxious to see how funny you can be. | Generosity is the finest cure in the Bound To Get Them “illis—What is the speed limit in Scott’s Corners? Gillis—It depends on the car. What's the slowest that yours will go? Willis—Four miles an hour. Gillis—Then in your case the limit will be three. eal “If you've a sweetheart in every port, how is it you haven't married?” “Ah. chuck it, man! I'm a sailor, not a slacker!” comicbooks.com