Judge — July 14, 1917 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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O'HARE, Mgr. “Somebody’s Mother” By DAVID ROBINSON This clever picture, in full colors, 11 x 14, mounted on a heavy mat, ready for the frame, sent prepaid for twenty-five cents. JUDGE ART PRINT DEPARTMENT M 225 FIFTH AVENUE —__| NEW YORK CITY HOTEL VENDIG ?3than¢ Filbert Near Everywhere Most Popular in Philadeiphia 250 Rooms and Baths, $2.00 up [Shear Steal| Made a Rush Job of It—How can you say they married in haste? She is over 3 “T know, but it was the first chance she had to land a man and she took no chances on letting him escape.” —Detroit Free Press. Window Garden— ta back yard?” Nope. I live ina Doing your bit “Yep. I'm raising a couple of onions ina tomato can.”"—Kansas City Journal. Reprisals—Colonel Richard L. Wood- house said in a recruiting address in Lex- ington: “Nothing will stop the Huns’ barbarities but reprisals. If Rheims Cathedral is de- stroyed, let us destroy Cologne Cathedral. And on every ship that enters the sub- marine murder zone we ought to put Germans of high rank.” Colonel Woodhouse paused and smiled. “There's nothing like reprisals,” he said. “A tobacconist sent a doctor the other day a $10 box of cigars, saying he knew they hadn't been ordered, but they were so excel. lent he was sure the doctor would enjoy them. Bill inclosed. Terms strictly cash. “The doctor wrote back: “ ‘Delighted with the cigars. Though ‘t is true you haven't called me in, I ventur. to send you herewith two prescriptions for rheumatism and dyspeps' respectively, that I am sure you will like, as they have given universal satisfaction to my patients. My charges being $5 for prescription, we are now quits.’"’—Washington Star. The Champion Fool H, the champion fool of habitual boobs — And many breeds there be Both dullards, drivellers, dolts and rubes, (And those like you and me). Is the fellow who fails and doesn’t know why; Who sits on the mourner’s shelf, Invoking Fate with a whimpering cry Of pity for himself. Oh, he doesn’t make good and he never could If he lived for a thousand yea For he hasn't the heart to play his part In this old vale of tears. Oh, he somehow never achieves success In what he strives to do, But the things are done and he won't confess That he could not come through. So he lays the blame where it doesn’t belong And denies that he was frail— As frail and weak as the others were strong Who knew not how to fail. Oh, we don’t cash in and we never can win, 'Till we're big enough to admit Next JUDGE Wz will have a patriotic cover by JAMES MONTGOMERY FLAGG entitled *€ Backed By Old Glory’’ Other illustrations present delight- ing humor and war suggestions by ORSON LOWELL NORMAN ANTHONY LANG CAMPBELL J. CONACHER P. D. JOHNSON ALBERT HENCKE ARTHUR T. MERRICK L. FELLOWS. F. L. 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