Judge — June 23, 1917 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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‘lly 1 in are up ds is, ut n. to KUM The Smile Behind the Man Behind the Gun (From June Film Fun) HE making of a movie is almost as full of romance and ad- venture as the finished film itself. There’s many a laugh and prank that happens “off-stage” that never reaches the screen.” You can meet your favorites in- funally in the columns of FILM FUN. and the striking pictures of the Besides their chatty stories new features soon to be released, you'll find the magazine full of laughter and fun all its own. FILM FUN For sale at ALL NEWSSTANDS $1.00 a Year Published by LESLIE-JUDGE CO. 225 Fifth Avenue New York Stories with Smiles Although not over-partic- ular about her work, Mrs. Brownstone’s new maid, fresh from the Evergreen Isle, was somewhat of a stickler for precision in language. “Ts it after eight yet of her one morning as she came in from the kitchen on some errand. “Yis, mum,” replied Bridget, carefully weighing her words, “It is afther it i but it hasn’t got there yit! It has five min- utes yit to travel!” —The Christian Herald. As It Were—“Our minister used to be izefighter in his early days. He's an ex-pounder, as it were.”"— London Answers. In Emergency—Stage-struck maiden, after trying her voice—Do you think I can ever do anything with my voice? Stage manager—Well, it may come in handy in case of fire—Sydney Bulletin, The Dinosaur Behold the mighty dinosaur, Famous in prehistoric lore, Not only for his weight and strength, But for his intellectual length. You will observe by these remains ‘The creature bad two sets of brains— One in his head (the usual place), The other at his spinal base. Thus he could reason a priori As well as @ posteriori No problem bothered him a bit: He made both head and tail of it. So wise he was, so wise and solemn, Each thought filled just a spinal column. Ii one brain found the pressure strong Tt passed a few ideas along; If something slipt his forward mind ‘Twas rescued by the one behind; And if in error he was caught He had a saving afterthought. As he thought twice before he spoke He had no judgments to revoke; For he could think, without congestion, Upon both sides of every question. O, gaze upon this model beast, Defunct ten million years at least! -B.L.T., in the Chicago Tribune. Had to Obey Orders—aAn old colored uncle was found by the preacher prowling in his barnyard late one night. “Uncle Calhoun,” said the preacher, sternly, “it can’t be good for your rheuma- tism to be prowling round here in the rain and cold.” “Doctor's orders, sah,” the old man answered. “Doctor's orders?” said the preacher. Did he tell you to go prowling round all night?” “No, sah, not exactly, sah,” said Uncle ‘but he done ordered me chicken ."’—Sacramento Bee. AMinimum of Waste—‘ Nowastenow, ma, no waste. We all gotta help.” “You attend to your own business,” snapped ma with some acerbity. “The only things I throw away are tea leaves and egg shells.” —Kansas City Journal. Great Western Champagne 1903” “Special Reserve” ne brut) (very dry) “Sparkling Red “Extra Dry” Burgundy” (medium) Produced by the old French slow method of fermentation in the bottle taking from six to seven years of lime.” Great Western is the Only American Champagneever awarded a Gold Medal at Foreign Expositions. Paris Exposition, 1900, France Paris Exposition, 1889, France Bruxelles Exposition, 1910, Belgium Vienna Exposition, 1873, Austria Bruxelles Exposition, 1897, Belgium Paris Exposition, 1867, France Write for our free IMustrated Booklet, Pleasant Valley Wine Company Rheims, N. Y. Oldest and largest producers of Champagne in America Private School for your children is perhaps the most important choice you have to make. You need the best guide in existence and that undoubtedly you will find every month in the Educational Directory of Harper’s Magazine for it is in Harper's Magazine that you find the announcements of more priv nd preparatory schools and colleges than in any other publica tion—the widest, the best, and the most dependable selection. Would you not like to have your Child £0 fo school with children. whose parenis ‘Yead Harper's Magazine? eet “Vulcan” Ink Pencils The ONLY perfect, nen-leakable tos, Extra (black only) ‘name in gold Inlay, 35¢. HEE pera supply of tak with Wanted. Big Profits. 3.3. OLURICH & CO.. 27 Thames St..New Vork WANTED—AN IDEA! WHO CAN THINK OF SOME simple thing to patent? Protect, your ideas, they may bring you wealth. Write for “Needed Inventions" “How to et Your Patent and Your Money.” Randolph & Co., Patent Attorneys, Dept. 129, Washington, D. C. comicbooks.com