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This page contains satirical commentary on women's suffrage circa 1917, when the 19th Amendment was being debated. **Main Content:** The article "The Modern Woman: Suffrage Facts and Fancies" by Anna Cadogan Etz mocks anti-suffrage arguments through three anecdotes: 1. **"Because You Never Can Tell"** — Ridicules the fear that six million newly eligible female voters pose "dangerous" political challenges, comparing politicians' caution to carrying umbrellas "just in case." 2. **"But Not for Roadmaster"** — Satirizes the gendered exception allowing only male roadmasters to retain power in Vermont, despite women gaining town voting rights. The author highlights the absurdity: women can vote for officials but not road-maintenance workers, because a woman's "place is in the home." 3. **"Iowa on the Back Seat"** — Dismisses Iowa's suffrage referendum as merely a footnote ("mere incidents"), suggesting the state's support matters little to the broader movement. **Advertisements** for Carbona cleaning fluid and a cartooning instruction book occupy the remaining space. The satire targets anti-suffrage logic and inconsistent partial suffrage measures.
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He has put some of the tricks of his trade into a book, “CARTOONS and CARICATURES” bound neatly in 34 mo- rocco, which will be sent | to you prepaid on receipt of $1.00. : ZIM BOOK 6-9 Brunswick Building, 225 Fifth Ave., New York City ea ES 2 ECR ene FEES To JUDGE THE MODERN WOMAN Suffrage Facts and Fancies By ANNA CADOGAN ETZ Because You Never Can Tell HE first three moons of 1917 raised the number of women who can qualify as voters at presidential election to about six millions. Never again can a presidential campaign be planned without those six ion women being thoughtfully considered as a dangerous salient. “Pooh, pooh, how ridiculous! Half of them won't ever go near the polls,” exclaims the disfigured-but-still-in-the-ring anti. “But whoever said they would?” replies the pro-suffragist. “They won't have to. It isn’t just because the voter votes that he cuts political ice. It is the possibility. The wary wayworn politician takes his um. brella, not because he knows it is going to rain, but because ‘You | never can tel! But Not for Roadmaster, and Why T did not stop the clock when the governor of Vermont. signed the bill which gave women the right to vote for town and county officials, for all was not lost. The roadmaster still stood a man chosen by men to make and remake the king’s highway. In former town meetings he has passed unnoted and unimportant. But now he will stand a thing apart. He will be the only one who can pass scornfully by the women taxpayers who can vote for all Save him. By some strange freak of the legislature he alone can be the chesty one Strange freak? Not at all. Quite simple. A roadmaster must be in or near the road and a woman’s place is in the home. It would never do to let thoughts of the qualifications for road-making violently intrude them- selves into heads that should be only concerned with the construction of pies and doughnuts. No, so extramural a person as a roadmaster should not even be thought about by the goddess of the cookstove. It would be putting sand in the gear box of the domestic machine. Towa on the Back Seat F Iowa thought to cause even a ripple in the suffrage world by sending in the news that the legislature had passed a suffrage referendum bill, Iowa must guess again. ‘Time was when Iowa was the apple of the suffragist’s eye. ‘Time was when for decades the suffragists believed that, if ever they could get the question of woman suffrage to the men of Iowa, there would be immediate use for the largest roosters in the suffrage press room, That time is passed. It matters not that it proved to the satisfaction of many that suffrage was counted out, not voted out, at the Iowa Referendum. All that matters to the suffs is that it was not counted in. So it is that the action of the Iowa Legislature was duly entered in the suffrage card index under the heading “mere incidents.” Only that and nothing more. Why Minnesota Women Mourn P in Minnesota three men stood between women and presidential suf- f And why? One of the three whose changed votes could have changed d t into victory looked scornfully at the assembled women and said: “Only women who have lost the power to attract: men want the vote.” Where was the man’s sense of chivalry? [fwomen have mislaid the prime jewel of womanhood must they mourn disconsolate and be denied every thing else? A man like that wouldn't give a dog a bone. Then he turned menacingly to his fellow solons and said that votes for women meant a woman-run government; that five women in that very senate would run the whole show; that the men would yield to their opinions in every instance. Obviously they couldn't do it by force of muscle. 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