Judge — April 14, 1917 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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YOU ARE CHEATING YOURSELF If You Don't See CHEATING CHEATERS IT'S A WONDERFUL THRILLER nd Wed. 2:40. Selwyn & Co. present JANE COWL »°EILAC TIME” A new play by Jane Cow! & Jane Murfin t. Evenings 8:30 st and St., near Broadway EMPIR Exo web Se Age” CHARL MAUDE ADAMS J. M. BARRIE'S GREATEST TRIUMPH PROHMAN Presents A KISS FOR COHAN & HARRIS 322% Mats, Wed. and Sat. 2:15, Phone Bryant 6344 COHAN & HARRIS PRESENT Evenings 8:15 “The Willow Tree” A Fantasy of Japan By BENRIMO AND HARRISON RHODES 48TH STREE Evenings 8:20 The 13th Chai with MARGARET WYCHERLY LYRIC mies 2:30—TWICE DAILY— 8:30 WILLIAM POX Presents The HONOR SYSTEM R. A. Walsh's Master Pilm Drama Mats. 25¢ and 50c. CINDERELLA THEATRE just East of B'way PHONE 178 BRYANT Matinees Thursday and Saturday, 2:20 By BAYARD VEILLER THEATRE, 42nd Street Nights 25c to $1.00 In New York Theatres Madison Square Garden ave you hopelessly grown Show—The Hippodrome. The usual Hippod: ie of marvels, with Annette Kellermann added attraction Brat, The—Harns. Barhum and Bailey Circus know all about it—or comedy with some relie Lase of Lady Camber, The by H. A. Vachell, featurin Century Girl, The—Century show, with Elsie Janis, and many other favorites Cheating Cheaters—Eltinge. Thrills and laughter mixed in a combination melod Marjorie Rambeaw at her be Come Out of the Kitchen Chatterton in a charming rile downs—chiefly ups Das Konzert and Repertoire—Irving Place. German plays presented by an excellent stock company Edleen—Shubert antic cumic opera with some clever lyrics Fugitive, The—goth St strong play Mer Soldier Boy—Astor. Clif Rowland in a very pleasiny Honor System, The—Lyric R. A. Walsh's film dra ‘a play of ups and Emily Stevens in G. Johnny Ga Your farce, wherein E. for Cinderella w J. M. B. with music h is mildly ike— Maxine mber of very pr ty girls, w rick. Plays by G. K. worthy. Very interesting and well prese Man Who Came Back, The—Playhouse. A thrilling tale of success against odds, with Henry Hull and Mary Nash in the stellar Nju—Bandbox. Gloomy but out-of-the-ordinary play from the Russian Nothing but the Trath—Longacre. William Col picting most vividly the troubles of a man who not tell a lie Oh, Boy!—Princess. A musical comedy by P.G. W. house and Jerome Kern Our Betters—Hiudson, A play by Somerset Maugham, with Crystal Herne Out There—Globe. A new war play, one by Hartley Manners for Laurette Tay! Pats First—Pulton. A comedy by Lee V the series Ison Dodd featuring Thomas A. Wise and William Courtney Professor's Love Story, The—Knickerbocker. George Arliss in a comed: . M. Barrie Show of V A tired-business A drama in which his old time f starring medy of crooks and Altogether a very pleasing cast with Ma Turn to the country an performance Upstairs and Down—Cort. A drama of life above-and- below-stairs, with some pleasing situations and one in particular that is not so pleasing Wanderer, The—Manhattan Opera House. A spectac- ular presentation of the story of the prodigal son Washington Square Players—Comedy. An unusual company presenting a new bill of unusual one-act plays, Well worth visiting Wulow Tree, The—Coban & Harris. A fantastic play of far Japan by Benrimo and Harrison Rhodes u're in Love—Casino. Otto Hauerbach and Rudolph Priml combining to produce a dainty musical comedy of the Casino brand Truth at Last BY ’ I can’t understand how the war in Europe makes the crops raised in this Uncle H 8 t peach ja country cost so much more, said the perplexed city niec “You can’t, eh?” snorted Uncle Hyper- bole Medders of near Smileyville. “Wal, b’gosh, if you could see the way us farmers waste time argyin’ about it when we ought to be ’tendin’ our crops you'd understand all right, all right.” Defined Willie Willis—What’s a “small town,” pa? Papa Willis—A place where at least eight hours elapse between the time the last man goes to bed and the first one gets up. THE MODERN WOMAN Suffrage Facts and Fancies By ANNA CADOGAN ETZ Is the Maternal Instinct Strictly Female? B ECAUSE Harvard boys could tell seve ways in which a baby creeps and Rad. cliffe girls could tell only two, the professor inferred that boys were more observing tha girls. One notices the things one is interested ix Why not infer that boys are more interested i: babies than girls are? It is just as logical as, conclusion, but it would work the very deve with our favorite theory to the effect that th: maternal instinct is strictly female. Another Popular Idea Busted. WOMAN ALDERMAN, according to th popular idea of the female in_ politic ought to be a stern and gruesome personality But this idea got a body blow the other day when a small, pink-cheeked and very feminite person blew into New York from the Far Wes and announced to the reporters that the trinity of her adorations lay in her husband, her ca! and her ability as a poet. She proved to be none other than the pioneer woman alderman of Los Angeles and to have chalked up to her credit politically the putting of loan sharks out of business in her home tows. The Hand That Can Make Munitions T RELIEVES the monotony of the story of woman's success in taking over mascu- line occupations to read in the press that as} postmen in a Paris suburb women failed en- tirely to make good. | Ill-natured persons have suggested that they wasted time reading the postcards—a joke that should have been canned long ago and which) shows just how hard up for ammunition the! anti-feminists are. Why? HE spectacle of the Governor of Indiana alone with his conscience, his God, wife, and the to-be-signed suffrage bill stands out with singular distinctness in a country is which custom has decreed that a governor shall put the final touch on a woman suffrage law ia the midst of a bevy of admiring, sweet, and gracious suffragists, to whom with a grand flourish he duly presents the gold pen with which he wrote the epoch-making signature, said} pen functioning at the ceremony much as 3} bride’s bouquet at a wedding. The lucky one | gets it. | Many are the unborn babies in thi country | who will open their eyes for the first time ina home decorated by a gold pen won by their doughty female ancestors in a suffrage bout— but not in Indiana. No Indiana grandmothet can ever hope tu take a little Indianay on be knee and, while she dangles the shiny pen befor his eyes, tell him the story of how she helpet win the vote in that state. We rise to a poi of information. Why? , Does Indiana’s chief, executive so adore 1 life partner that at great moments he woul! be with her alone? Or, horrible thought! is & (Continued on second page following) comicbooks.com