Judge — January 27, 1917 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Stories with Smiles Rather Confusing—Going to the gro- cery where she deals, a woman of Irish nativity recently purchased a dozen of eggs for 30 cents. Going back a week or so later, she again bought a dozen of eggs, and to her amazement the grocer charged her 45 cents. “What do ye mane!” exclaimed the irate woman, “I was in your store only a week ago and got a dozen eggs for 30 cents.” “Why, my dear woman,” explained the eggs have gone up on account of “Don’t be tellin’ me that,” was the re- joinder. “Ye can’t make me believe they’re fightin’ with eggs over there.”—Chicago Journai. New Name for It—A Kerry peasant sued another fora loan. “It was a Kathleen Mavourneen loan, yer honor, an’ Paddy Kane knew it was at the time he gave it to me,” said the defendant. “A Kathleen Mavourncen loan?” said the puzzled judge. ‘‘What sort of a loan is that?” “That's what we call one kind of loan, yer honor, down in our part of the country; it may be for years and it may be forever.”— Unknown. Those Good Old Times—A Glenwood avenue matron telephoned to a department store the other day and inquired: “Ts this Umson’s?”” “Yes,” came the repiy. “I understand you are having a sale of eries today.” “We are.” “T would like a bushel of potatoes.” “Yes.”” “And send them right up, will you?” “We can’t do that.”” “Why not?” “We are making special prices on gro- ceries today and we are not delivering them.” “Not delivering them?” “Well, then, how in the great wide world do you suppose I am ever going to get a bushel of potatoes from your store to the house?” “Put the basket on your shoulder—” And before the indignant woman could find words to express what she thought the salesman continued: “Like your grandmother used to do.”’— Los Angeles Times. The Broken Broker—The late Judge Pennypacker, of Philadelphia, was an ‘advo- cate of the enfranchisement of women, but he also advocated justice in the relationship between the sexes, for man. “Woman,” he said, whimsically, one day at the Pennsylv Historical Society “mustn't play it both w She mustn’t get the vote and the equal wage through y f equity, and then get all kinds through his sense of 's a lot of truth in the story of the young broker who, after his failure, was thrown over by a pretty girl. “Why was the engagement broken off?” a banker asked the ruined broker. “Well,” he ans ter I’d given her ful of Abbott's Bitters with y drape Fru! Bakes ui ideal appetizing tonic. sample of bitters by Mall ews ih stampa CW. Abbott & Co. Baltimore, Md. (Adv) _—— 0 ———) Fo HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS For the Best Photograph Appearing on Its Pages ich month, Lestie’s will off of $25.00; for the second best PAPER WARE H OU S E | siphon: tose rit ote gree of 25.00 fo the second bet 30 Beckman Street, New Vork, and 32 Clinton Street, Newark. N.J- | NEWS INTEREST Reproduction Qualities ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER Promptness in Sending SIZE of PRINT Anyone may send pictures and there aro no conditions except that the print ye hot be submitted elsewhere at the same time. Re- WANTED—AN IDEA! WHO CAN THINK OF SOME TiBeticed Soa pad for atte ual raten cap granted writen en es clease must accompany photo 2 simple thing toppatent, Protect your ideas, they may bring PICTURES AND WANTS THEM QUICKLY. you wealth, Wnte for “Needed Inventions” and “Ilow to Add Get Y Pa \d Your Money.’ R. ph & On. Patent Attorneys, Dept. 139, Washington DG. °°" | EDITOR Leslie's 225 Fifth Avenue, New York City —K Sse _—]RRBEESSS ESS GS J5) “Confessions of a Mev Actress” HERE has been a good deal of piffle written about the lives of the moving picture heroines, and there is a great deal of real, heart-breaking tragedy, too, that the public can never guess. Readers of Film Fun will be taken “behind the screen” in a remarkable series of articles, ‘‘The Confessions of a Moving Picture Actress’’ which tell the story of the rough and rocky road to film-fame. These ‘‘court secrets" of a movie Queen make a thrilling story. They: are the work of -a woman whose face is familiar spectator. Obvior be withheld, for she tells her own story, aske “1S THE GAME WORTH THE CANDLE?” and lets the facts answer. r- Film Fun for February AT ALL THE NEWS-STANDS FILM FUN °*°s%'oo'4 Year I —— ol comicbooks.com