Judge — January 13, 1917 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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When Physician Meant “Physic— Dispenser” I Shakespeare’s time, if you were sick and went to a doctor he did one of two things. He either bled you or ‘‘physicked’’ you. Physicians no longer prac- tice bleeding. And the leaders of the profession are equally opposed to the in- discriminate use of ] ive and cathartic drugs. In fact, the habitual use of laxatives is now known to be one of the most fruitful causes of constipation. of the hiehest standing prescribe Nujol because it relieves Physicis constipation without any bad after effects and without forming a habit. It acts in effect as an internal lubri- cant, preventing the bowel contents from hardening, and in this way facilitating normal movements. NUJOL Is bottled at the refinery and is sold only in pint bottles bearing the name NUJOL and the imprint of the Standard Oil Company (New Jersey). Refuse substitutes—be sure you get the genuine. STANDARD OIL COMPANY (New Jersey) Bayonne New Jersey Send for booklet,"“THE RATIONAL TREATMENT OP CONSTIPATION.” Write your name and address plainly below. Dept. 13 ~ Address. City. State... to find out whether his tastes were artistic, mechanical, literary, or what —but the test didn’t wor! “Why, what did he do with them?” “Smashed them all up.” “Why, man, it’s as clear as day—he’s going to be a furniture mover.” —Denver Post. Real Cooking My maw she cooked no table dotes or ally carts or such, And when it come to throwin’ style, she wasn’t very much, There wasn’t no French names hooked onto vittles she would cook, She got "em from experience, not from a furrin book She didn’t have no casseroles like they have now in grills, No caviar, no curried things, no mutton chops in frills. Or other high-toned rig s—just some kittles, that was all But she could cook the biscuits that, by jing, would never Her pie crust, gosh, ‘twould simply melt right in a feller’s mouth. Her Johnny cake seemed like it came right from the sunny South; Her crullers made a feller sit right up and call for more Her bread was one thing upon which she set a lot of store. No, friends, she wasn’t very long on what they now call style, But she could surely cook the stuff that ma ler smile. There wasn’t no dyspepsy ‘round our place, o gouty feet For she cooked up the kind of food that’s really meant to eat —Detroit Journal. lea Somewhere—“Never despair. Somewhere beyond the clouds the shining. $ and somewhere below the sea there’s solid bottom, But tha doesn’t help a man when he falls overboard.”"—Baltimore American. Nothing Happened—The cub reporter assigned to “cover” a local wedding sauntered back into the editorial rooms of his paper. | “Where's your ‘story’?” called the impatient city editor, ‘‘Handity 7 ” said the cub, none halant! y, “but there was nothing to report! The bridegroom never turned up!”—Christian Register. | t = ry Copyright 1917 by Le: nee FF ep ektared at the Post- Office at New York as socks hiase ttail matter. Cate | | address ‘Sudgark™ ) Telephotie 6632MadisotSouate | | Published weekly’ by the Lestie Fudge Co.205 Fifthsr |) vow York City) JokbuA Sleicher {ReudenP, Sleicher! | President Secretary Grant E Hamiiton TAWaldtot Art Director Editor A.E.Roflatier Treasurer Vol. LXXII. January 13, 1917 No. aI SUBSCRIPTION RATES One year, or SQ numbers - - - - = = - - 85.00 > - 2.50 ATURE Six mooths, or 26 numbers — - - - r pagable fs advance by draft on New York, or by exp jo stl onde Subscriptions pay tdvance by daft on New York, ot by expresy or postal re Ecnoreax Accsts—Wm. Beeson. Son Lid. Breams Buildings, London, E Engi me petkange 16 dokn Street: Adelphi, rn | ne, Mainz, Germany. ail the publications of LestieJudge Compaay will be | Brentano's, Avenue de (Opera, P 56 dela Victoire, Para; 1 Cl Subscriptions ani at regular rates at any " Goatees on incioes & a 7 imped nod self eddreion! on wise return to the latter when found unavailable cannot be guara’ submitted for publication, only on condition that we shall not be beld responsible for its a ean jury while in our hands or in transit Tf Jopor: cannot be found at any be prompt BA ith all manuscripts, othe, TC Ma eRe: ws-stand, the publishers will be under obligations if that f : y letter. ted on postal card K NUMBE Pe cteatset dees Se Postage free in the United States, its 50 cents a year for postage; to all foreign countri year, 10 cents per copy; 19 ccted hy copyhebt in both the United States and Gres lependencies, and Mexico. To Canadian reat Bia dd $1.00 a year. Westeny Avvertisxe Orrice rquette Building, Chicago ii New Exctaxn Apverrisixe Ornice: Tresnont Building ji Wasmxotos Reraesestative: Wyatt Building, Washington, D.C.