Judge — October 28, 1916 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

The danger time ! is when you say, “I can use ben- zine, naphtha or gasoline because I will be careful.” Don’t do it— CARP UNA —will clean perfectly, without injury to the most delicate fabric or color, —and Carbona —cannot explode It is safe to use day or night. Guaranteed not to contain Benzine, Naphtha, Gasoline or other inflammable or explosive substance. 15c.—25¢.—soc.—$1.00 bottles. At all druggists ight with Novze al il OUNNY: BROOK NO need to havea hollow chest, big abstomen NN stooped of round shoulders, od erect with your shoulder richer blood, greater vitality or you. am The““WONDER” HEALTH BELT 5 Boned PURE -M| hy phyeiniann, Fuller free WEIL WEALTH BELT CO. 405 Hitt Street New Haven, Conn. ‘Drwexl os site tor sperial dente ster A CLEAN COVER IS AS NECES- SARY ASA CLEAN COLLAR This binder will keep your copies of Judge neat and keep them together, too. The year's collection of Judge's fun, in picture, type and color can be compactly kept for the long winter evening. A year of Judge that you have enjoyed is too good to lose. A year of Judge bound is a year saved. This practical binder holds the copies securely without defacing the pages. it cannot slip or tear the leaves and it does not “pinch” the covers. It leaves the whole page exposed. A year of Judge in the binder q is as easy to read as a maga- zine of equal size. $1.50 brings the binder post paid LESLIE-JUDGE CO. 225 Fifth Avenue NEW YORK mercenary as to look you up in Bradstreet and therefore I cannot answ¢ Your questien —Boston Transcript. Trouble That Never Came Oh, I worry over this thing and I worry ou that, a But I notice when the atmosphere has cleareg That the bad luck I had looked for didn’t cone and knock me flat, And I didn’t have the trouble that | feared, Oh, I like to start the morning hensi igh, For I find a bit of worry to my taste. But I cannot help a-thinking as the years g speeding by That an awful lot of worry goes to waste. with an appre. Good Reason—“I wish I could be ce. tain that Algernon really loves me.” “Why?” “Then I could be sure he would temas hitched while I look for a better catch.”— Louisville Courier-Journal. He Knew—“Gullibly’s son is a young man, I think, of great promise. . “Have you been lending him money —Baltimore American. Good Judge—FEtiel—I was taken in to dinner by that western gentleman you ip troduced to me. He was quite gallant and remarked upon my birdlike appetite Her Friend—Well, he should be a goot judge on that point, de he runs an os trich farm in California. mm Transcript Nursing an Illusion— “Are you tr to raise all your own poultry and ve bles?” asked the hired man. “No,” replied Farmer Corntossel just enough to give the imaginat summer boarders something to swing on te —Washington Star. Happy Idea—The railway board had met to consider the case of old Tom Jones who in i ident had become deaf. “Well,” said a director, “old Tom has been with us a long time, and we want 0 find him a new job. What do you suggest? “I know,” said the chairman, “Let's pa him in charge of the complaint department —Tit-Bits. Him Her—A lady stopping at a botd on the Pacific Coast rang the bell the firs morning of her arrival, and was very much surprised when a Japancse boy opened the door and came in. “T pushed the button three times fora maid,” she said sternly, as she dived unde the bed covers. “Yes,” the little fellow replied, “™® she.”—Facts and Fancies. Experienced—* Have you the firmnes that enables you to go on and do your duty in the face of ingratitude and ungeneroe criticism?” “T ought to have. I once cooked for? camping party.” —Washingtow Star. Real Art—“ He's a clever photographet “Makes pictures of people as they look, presume.” ; “Cleverer than that. He makes them ® they think they look.” —Detroit Free Press.