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Judge — October 21, 1916 — page 19: Judge, 1916-10-21

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This is **not a satirical cartoon** but rather a **full-page advertisement** disguised as editorial content. It promotes "The Swoboda System," a pseudoscientific health method claiming to boost mental and physical energy without drugs, medicine, exercise, or dieting. The page lists numerous prominent businessmen and public figures (politicians, judges, financiers) allegedly endorsing the system. This was a common marketing tactic of the early 20th century—leveraging celebrity endorsements to sell dubious health schemes. The irony for modern readers: Judge magazine, known for satire, is printing what appears to be legitimate testimonials, though the grandiose claims ("billions of cells," "ten times as healthy") suggest this was likely a scam or quackery. The prominent names listed may have been used without permission—a practice that preceded modern celebrity endorsement regulations.

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How Big Men Acquire Mental Energy and Health How America’s Most Prominent Business Men Increase Their Mental and Physical Power; a Wonderful New Method of Re-Creating Every Cell, Tissue and Organ of the Body. Now Within Reach of Everybody; Enables Anyone to Get the Most Out of Life, in Health, Money, Pleasure. No Drugs, No Medicines, No Violent Exercise, No Dieting—Nothing to ‘‘Give Up,’? Nothing Unpleasant to Do. By W. W. WASHBURN ERE is a uc and wonderful system of ap onstrui if sid Fe re itali SS parka and restore creating the human organism—a system of men and ph ry part of the body to its normal 7 a developement that has already revolutionized the lives of men and ate—how to recuperate the vital aren ot ne ares, es women all over the country. It has brought them a new kind forces—creating a typo of physical 4 Quer he raten H of health, strength, energy, confidence and success. It and mental super-efficiency that al- ‘them such marvelous energy of mind and body that they enjoy a life most invariably results in greater @ fall, so intense, so thoroughly worth while, that the old life to material benefits than ever before shich they were accustomed seemed totally inferior in every respect. dreamed were possible to you. P \iready hundreds of financiers and industrial leaders, thousands of emi- | Swoboda is only one perfect example teat physicians, judges, lawyers, congressmen and tens of thousands of of the Swoboda system. He fairly dvewd men and women in every field have adopted the r stem, and radiates vitality, his whole being alare unanimous in their high opinion of its wonderful merit. ‘See partial pulsating with unprecedented life panel at right and energy. And _ his mind is even has given its users an entirely new idea of how — more alert and active than his body; One! appy a human being can be—how overflowing he is tireless, Visit him, talk with Simon Gusgenheim a s . . Psse ‘ re. C "e Hunts with energy, dash and life. And it is thoroughly natural and — him, and you are impressed with the eG. P. Hunting natna = saple that it accomplishes seemingly impossible results entirely fact that you are in the presence of a Counters Locaues le without the use of drugs, medicines or ‘dioti zr, ithout’ weights, remarkable personality, a supe Mrs. an Osiviche i without m product of the Swoboda System of or cold baths or forced deep breathing—in fact, thi: body and personality building. Swo- lutionizing work without asking you to do anything boda embodies in“ his own’ super- sou do not like, and neither does it ask you to giv vhat yt ike. developed mind and body—in_ his onderful are its results that wonderful energy—the correctness in to feel renewed after the — of his theories and of the suce What Others Have to Say js methods. Lot urlaigcrased mentaland physical | How the Cells Govern Life A Startling Book—-FREE JR Rooeerelt Or coy. “Efeet was almo ab ‘The body is composed of billions of No matter how well you feel, no Wiismen Olas jor me. When illness or any other matter how successful) you are, a Nea Sones rund wa neti Co unnatural condition prevails, we Swoboda has written a wonderful far that it was fully ten points belo must look to the cells ief. book that you should read—a book Lipa pp ooh : When we lack energy and power, that shows how you can become ten when v less, when we haven't times as hea'th: * full of . smashing, driving power back of our — energy and vitality web reoesy hee de am leased thoughts and actions, when we must pable of enjoying life to the full as inte 7 arse at lessons began to work force ourselves to meet our daily you've ever been before. Until you artis aed complaining tends business and social obligations, when read this book and learn what Swo- = we are sick or ailing, or w boda has done for others, you can sy eh to body and bral rea never know the possibilities of life teemased my chest Crtumsign s inches, Ithy und happy ly that you are missing. Systed my waist 6 inches 2 certain cells kd Tear out the coupon on this page, peoy oy inactive or totally dead. And this is write your namo and address on it, Hi my canschty true of ninety people out of every or write a letter or even_a postal card, and mail to Alois P. Swoboda, ij hundred, even among those wi 1976 Aeolian Bldg., New York. Even if you gain but one suggestion think they are well but who are in out of the 60 pages in Swoboda's book, you will have been repaid a thou- wer eee developed me most reality missing half the pleasures of — sandfold for having read it. By all means do not delay, do not say “I'll cl trheve it will do all you claim for living. These facts and many others do it later,” but send the coupon or a letter or postal now, while the fat cerialoly made me fecl ten were discovered by. Alois P. Swoboda — matter is on your mind. Remember the book is absolutely free—there and resulted in his marvelous new is no charge or obligation now or later. When so many millionaires, so system of cell-culture. many professional men, so many working men, have already gained so much from the remarkable Swoboda System, you cannot afford to miss Re-Creating Human Beings __ the details of it as explained in Swoboda’s new free book. Send in the m rates the fe : coupon or a letter or postal NOW. for the benefit 1 have Swoboda has shown men and women in all parts of the world and in all walks of life, how to build a keener — Please send me your free copyrighted book, “Conscious Evoluti Soreetack. brain, a more superb, energetic body, ee a stronger muscle, a more vigorous Name tour’ ert my monies heart, a healthier stomach, more too highly of your active bowels, a better liver and per- address fect kidneys. He has times without number shown how to overcome gen- Ch. State eral _dobility, listlessness, lack of ambition, lack of vitality—how to Mail to ALOIS P. SWOBODA, 1976 Aeolian Building, New York Clty of Meath. Burton Holmes comicbooks.com