Judge — August 12, 1916 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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If You Lived As The Cave Man Lived Your health would take care of itself HE cave man ate coarse food and lived a strenuous life in the open. His digestive appa- ratus was suited to that kind of an existence, You inherit from the cave man the same internal mechanism, but you eat different food and you lead a dif- Serent kind of life. Hence the most universal preval- ence of constipation and its con- stant menace to health, Your problem is to adjust that ‘cave man”? internal mechanism ours to the sedentary life and ntrated food of civilized man. nplishes this adjust- ment by preventing the bowel con- tents from becoming hard, thus making natural movements easy. It doesn’t upset the ordinary pro cess of digestion and it doesn’t form a habit, NUJOL is sold in pint bottles only, at all drug stores. Refuse substi- tutes—look for the name NUJOL on the bottle and package. Dept. 13 STANDARD OIL COMPANY (New Jersey) Bayonne New Jersey Send for booklet, “THE RATIONAL TREATMENT OP CONSTIPATION.” Write your name and address plainly below. City. -Name. Address, State... Passing the Mustard Why He Was Sad—“Seemed to sadden old Geldbox when his new in-law said good-by after the wedding. Is he so fond of him?” You see the new son-in-law didn’c say good-by: "Browning's Magazine. f An Exception—“Complaining never gets you anything,” man who has a fondness for trite maxims. “Oh, I don’t know about that,” answere! complained of being lonely once and got a wife.” said the 1 the leap-year husband, “| Birmingham Age-Herald. Th je Catise—* Going away on your vacation?” Shen why the radiant expression?” “Just lea armed that the wife’s relatives aren't coming here for theirs.”— Detroit Free Press No—* cealment Do yout f thought? No,” replied Miss € haven't even th hiding.” —Washing ieve in the saying that language is used for the con- yenne; “in much of the language you hear you comforting suspicion that there may be a thought in mm Star. Getting Familiar—Professor Fugue—What do you mean, Mr. Jones, by speaking of Dick Wagner, Ludie Beethoven, Charlie Gounod, and Fred Handel? Jones—Well, you told me to get familiar with the great composers — Musical America. Not Expensive—“ My wife and I are thinking of chartering a yacht for the summer.” “Won't that be pretty expensive?” ‘ot as long as we confine ourselves to thinking about it. Enquirer. ”"—Cincinnati Not Full—Ruastus (at the colored cabaret) —Mandy, gramme full? Mandy—Lawdy, no, Mr. Applewhite; it takes mo’ dan two sandwiches an’ a cup ob tea foh dat.—Birmingham Age-Herald. am yoah pro He Knew—* ‘Well, I must be going, old man. I've an appointment | to meet my wi he probably won't be there.”” Oh, she will, just about. I'm two hours late.""—Boston Transcript. Wise—*Can you accommodate myself and family for summer board?” “What's your politics?” inquired Farmer Corntossel “Does that make any difference? “Yep. I'm not goin’ to take another chance on havin’ the whole place stirred up with arguments day an’ night. All the folks that board here this summer has got to have the same politics.” Washington Star. Only Two—Flathush—Are you acquainted with any medical terms? Bensonhurst—Only two. Flathush—" What are they?” Bensonhurst hake well before and Yonkers Statesman. using.” Do you believe circumstances alter cases?” “T certainly do,” said the lawyer. “Then you've got to dig up a few circumstances that 1 can —Detroit Free Press. Up to Him use or By case is lo: About the Same—The college yell of a body of Chinese students who are now visiting on the Pacific Coast is: “Chi, hi, yi Chung wun Hip long li Which, being interpreted, means probably just as much as the average college yell Philadelphia Inquirer. Unlucky—She—I want you to understand I refused lots of offers before 1 married you He—I believe it. Richmond Times-Despath I never have any luck. Literary Language—‘My dear, this pie is a poem. Your om? work?”” “The cook collaborated,” City Journal. she admitted with some hes'