Judge — August 12, 1916 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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WHO CAN THINK OF SOME simple thing Protect your ideas, they may bring you wealth Feeted Teveations and ‘Tice to Cet Vout Patent as Randolph & Co., Patent Attorneys, Stories with Smiles Going to It Gently— if I tell you something serious? the young husband. “Yes; don’t keep anything from me,” gasped the bride. “Remember, this does not mean that my love for you is growing less.” “Don’t break my heart. What is it?” “Well, my dear. I’m getting tired of angel food every day for dinner. Would it be too much to ask you to have liver and onions?” —Pathfinder. ju bear it ventured An Idea—*The boy sure made a fine speech,” said the old man, “an’ I'm prouder than ever of him, but what was them lan- guages he wandered off in so frequent? “Well, once he slung a little Latin, an’ he hit her up in G: That's good! They'll be fine to swear at the mule in, when he gits home.”— Atlanta Constitution Following Good Advice—*I told last Sabbath, children.” said the Sund school teacher, “that you should all try to make some one happy during the week. How many of you have “1 did,” answered the boy promptly. hat's nice, Johnny. What did you do “T went to see my aunt, and she’s always happy when [go home. again.” —Dai News. Rule of a Higher Court—"Do you realize, John Hays. that you are guilty of contempt of court, sir, and that you may be sent to the chain gang for six months for refusing to go home quietly? I will permit you to join your family if your court conduct Shows you worthy of parole. Once . will you go directly home from here ‘The judge was plainly indignant. But Hays merely shivered and stubbornly shook his head, “> i “Am [to understand you p home?” his honor demanded. no conscience? “It ain't’ my conscience, judge,” Hays replied sadly, “it’s my mother-in-law. She dared me to come back.” —Case and Com- ment. fer jail to “Have you Followed Orders rver state as a fact anything you are not certain about,” the great editor warned the new reporter, “or you will get us into libel suits. In such cases use the words ‘alleged,’ ‘claimed,’ ‘re puted,” ‘rumored,’ and so on.” And then this paragraph appeared in the society notes of the paper: “It is rumored that a card party was given yesterday by a number of reputed ladies. Mrs. Smith, gossip says, was hostess. It is alleged that the guests, with the exception of Mrs. Bellinger, who says she hails from Leavitt's Junction, were all from here. Mrs. Smith claims to be the wife of Archibald Smith, the so-called ‘Honest: Man,’ trading on Key strect.""—St. Louis Star. A Slight Mistake—Willic was a bright boy and ready to tackle anything that would yield him a living He had cried several jobs, but somehow he didn’t get on, in spite of his brightness. But “The American who could hate a crown for the asking Can You Name the Fifty Greatest Business Men of America? We can, because we asked ten thousand leading business men to name the fifty greatest among them. B. C. Forbes, before beginning his great series, “Men Who Are Making America,” wrote to ten thousand succes- multimillionaires themselves to the presidents of country banks. He asked them cach to name the fifty greatest living builders of industrial America. Their votes have decided who these fifty are. There is no half- knowledge, no bias or prejudice, in such a choice Mr. ‘bes, who is recognized as at once one of the ablest, yet most interest. ing financial writers in America, has drawn on the knowledge gained from years of financial experience and ac- quaintance, with a careful study of the real life of each man chosen, to write the hitherto unwritten story of each of these great men. Nothing hackneyed—no “puffing”— nothing but ano man story of these n they really are Read the story about Minor C Keith, “Th American who could have a crown for the ask ing,” in this week's (August £0) issue of Leslie's and you'll want to read the other forty-nine of the serics. At all newsstands—1o cents, or send the coupon below mv, ‘This will be the most interesting series of business stories ever published 7. Leslie's Mlastrated Weekly Newspaper 225 Fifth Avenue New York City Leslie's 225 Fifth Avenue, New York City «d please find $5. Send Leslie's for one yeat ful business men ranging from the great | Sa e4e8 coroeEe