Judge, 1916-07-15 · page 21 of 28
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This page satirizes the suffrage debate through conflicting statistical arguments. Cadogan mocks **both sides** of the women's voting rights controversy for selectively weaponizing crime data. The satire works like this: Anti-suffragists cite statistics showing married men commit more arson and suicide, claiming this proves women's domestic failure drives men to desperation. Suffragists counter with data showing bachelors break laws more often, suggesting married women's moral influence reduces male criminality. Cadogan's point is that **both arguments are absurd**—each side cherry-picks convenient statistics while ignoring contradictory data. She suggests suffragists and anti-suffragists will keep escalating ridiculous claims (even blaming women's votes for California's high insanity rates). The second section critiques the "portable home" concept, arguing that women's domestic obligations—cooking, childcare supervision—have historically prevented reform participation. The page also contains unrelated advertisements for Nabisco confections and Pine Bluff Inn, typical of Judge magazine's commercial content.
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THE MODERN WOMAN Suffrage Facts and Fancies EIZ By ANNA CADOGAN The Mills of Suffragists Should Grind Slowly WO bachelors break the law to one Traied man: so runs the report of the District Attorney of New York County. “Here! Here!” exclaims the suffrage press. “See how the homemaker conserves morals. Give her the vote.” Three times as many married men commit arson and suicide as unmarried men: so ran anearlier report. “Here! Here!” exclaims the anti-suffrage press. “Woman is such a failure in the home that in his dejection the husband lacks the nerve to commit a qime that requires any courage but in despair over home conditions tries to burn the home down or escape it by the suicide path. Did we not read of two soldiers just the other day one of whom told the other that he had enlisted because he had no family and liked war, whereupon the other replied that he had enlisted because he bada wife and liked peace. Do not enlarge the sphere of woman when statistics show that she has so dismally failed in the one ordained for her by nature and with the consent of man.” And there you are. It is sometimes casier to start things than to sop them. If suffragists use as grist every- thing that comes to the suffrage mill, the anti-suffragists can easily beat them to it, and will presently be claiming that the excess of insanity and suicide in California which scientists lay to the over-stimulating dimate is really due to votes for women. Shall a Portmanteau Theatre be Followed by a Portmanteau Home? “THE RIGHT kind of a woman can carry ‘home’ in a suitcase.” If a suffragist had said it, it might be charged to the “four-flushing-account.” But far from being the utterance of one of those so-called flighty votes for women creatures, it em- anated from the pen of a most stable, con- sevative, and also famous woman writer and adorned the pages of one of the most respectable periodicals of the day. We know the “Portmanteau Theatre” and the efficiency with which it carries the drama long distances to the enrichment of the cultural atmosphere of a town, an en- Tchment in which the express company is not included. But the ‘Portmanteau Home” is an idea that comes with startling freshness. It is to ponder. The “Home” as a building containing a cook stove on which something might be burning if not constantly watched, and filled with children whose morals and whose Stockings were alike in need of constant supervision to the end that weak spots might be strengthened: this immovable in- Sitution has blocked the way of reform. Thousands who would move forward have Pe, ‘4 good cocktail should Insist that Abbott's “ers be used in making it; Insures you getting the ver ben tt & Co., Baltimore, Md. (aay Es} Ps > z g ERE are sugar wafer confections to entrance the eye, to delight the palate and to bring pleasure to all. These sweets are desirable for serving with ices or sherbets, frozen puddings or 3 fruits as well as with bever- ages of any kind—or as a dessert. In ten-cent and i =, — twenty-five-cent tins. 5 A f ¢ 3 = = / FeEsTINO—Almond-shaped dessert confections of sur- passing goodness. Filled with a creamy almond- flavored sweet. NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANY thick of the J But the pines. with ey Pines, Me IGHT in th Pine Bluff Snn And the quict restfutness with naught more 4 for the taking. ces are unique, Hot water heating th American Plan. Prices $3.00 per da Special weekly rates on Our conveni with huge oper log grates with prieue bath, $4.00 and upward. rooms and suites Pine Bluf Inn is situated ten miles froi Point Pleasant NEW JERSEY J, within a Atlantic City Frequent train ‘service, of New Jersey from New V E. H. CARLISLE Proprietor Telephone, Point Pleasant 179 Also The Leighton (on the ocean) Point Pleasant July and August Bookings now being made comicbooks.com