Judge — July 8, 1916 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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eter =| A ee ES AT: Stories with Smiles Overworking the Czar—To the true scot there is no place like his land and no prope like his people. Not that he doesn’t away from both as soon as he can. But the pride is still there. When the Royal Scots Greys were hon- aed by having the Czar appointed as their tonorary colonel, an officer in the regiment told the news to his servant. “Donald.” he said, “the Czar of Russia has been appointed colonel of our regiment.” “Indeed, sir, an’ is that so?” exclaimed Donald. ‘It’s a verra fine thing fur him.” Then a puzzled expression stole over his face ad he scratched his he - “Beg par-r-don, sir,” he added, “but wull be be able to keep baith jobs?”—London Answers. The Will to Do—Jim Smith was no- wwiously slow pay. He owed quite a bill at the grocery for pork. One day, as his credit was becoming strained, he walked almly into the groce and said: “Mr. Black, I want to pay you for the pork I have had, and I want some more.” “Certainly,” said the delighted proprictor, as be hastened to wait on his customer. Taking the package of pork, Jim Smith started to go. “Wait a minute,” said the proprictor. “Ithought you wanted to pay for the pork.” “Ido,” remarked Jim he resumed his bomeward way, “but I can’t.”—The Chris- tian Herald. Silent, But Eloquent — Otto Kahn, who has given his estate in Engl asa home for blind soldiers, was tal about the horrors of war. “The other day,” he said, “two men on a Hoboken pier saw a huge cargo of wooden kegs being loaded on a steamer for shipment to Europe. “Those wooden legs,’ said the first man, ‘ae a mighty eloquent argument against war, are they not “*Yes,’ the other man agreed; ‘they're shit you might call stump speeches.””— Washington Star. As James Understood It—The new curate was very anxious that he should look his smartest while preaching his first ser- non. But when he arrived at the church tefound that the vestry contained no mirror, % he sought the sexton, an old Scotsman, and asked in low, nervous tones: “Er, James, can I, that is, do you think you could get me a glass?” James, with a shake of his head, disap- peared, returning after a few minutes, carry- ‘ag something under his coat. Then it was that the mistaken James withdrew with feat care a large black bottle, saying at the same time: * “Ye maunna let on about it; for I got it 8a special favor, an’ I wadna hae got it ata’ if T hadna told ’em it wis fur you.”— Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. Hunting Trouble—When a man just naturally wants trouble it is mighty easy to find an excuse for making it. According to Mike Hogan, Casey and O’Brien were hav- ig an argument of their own at Breckin- Rdge street and Barrett avenue. It had | Progressed to the extent that each had for- CIGARETTES Aurveyod bs the Umacheld of the Khe. the lmpriad Geerd etra He Polouretberd hike ard the regemendal imesses of bua. Barmah and Candia ®@06@6 ( Jirose Americans who have smoked our Vaftadis (Vah-fee-ah-dis) Cigarettes abroad”*may now obtain them in the Uniled Slates — because to Liggett & Myers Tobacco my, who import themsve have also given thé sole right to manufacture them from our Cairo formula. CTheodoro Vafiadis & Ca. CALCUTTA: BOMBAY LONDON: RANGOON-CAIRO Packas Tins tas ses Tighe jh pee hea ike , Places 6 postass tl ony Ficcipt : Pee eA et ‘of S Tourt yn. ete. ete the, IGHT in the thick of the Jersey Pines. But the pines, with their 4 wonderfully refreshing odors, are not all. There is Treasure Island, of Robert Louis Stevenson fame; the beau- tiful Manasquan River, with its gor- geous scenery, and the ocean just a mile away as the crow flies from the piazza the Inn. And this, of course. means sca food that is unrivalled. ‘And the quiet restfulness of it alll Recuperate, if you wish, with naught more disturbingthan your ownthoughts; but if you need company of the truly congenial sort, that you will find too. Golf, tennis, boating, trap-shooting and other outdoor sports are yours for the taking. Point Pleasant oases sarin dai NEW JERSEY = (il pei’ iso ote ward, Special weetly rates om rooms and suites, Pine Bluff Inn is situated ten miles from Lakewood, within a sione's throw of the main ocean motorway between Atlantic City and New York. A la Carte E. H. CARLISLE "Frequent train. service, via Pennsyl- tania and Central Railroad of New Proprieioe Jersey from New York, Also The Leighton (om the ocean) Telephone, Point Pleasant 179 paardayaoeetel Joly and August Bookings vow being made comicbooks.com