Judge, 1916-07-08 · page 22 of 28
Judge — July 8, 1916 — page 22: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily a **magazine advertisements and humor page** from *Judge*, a satirical publication. The left side features travel and product ads (steamship cruises, cleaning fluid, novelty items, patent services), while the center and right contain collegiate humor—short joke exchanges popular in early 20th-century magazines. The "College Wits" jokes are gentle wordplay with no political content: puns about drawing straws, a Russian composer's illness called a "stroke of genius," a man drawing for a hat company, and misheard connections. These reflect **campus humor conventions** of the era—punchy one-liners attributed to college publications like *The Purple Cow* and *Chaparral*. The right side advertises *Film Fun* magazine, emphasizing behind-the-scenes movie anecdotes. There's **no identifiable political satire** on this page—it's primarily commercial content with lightweight collegiate wordplay typical of the period.
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Passing ' Quebec IN this unique pleasure trip, every hour has its revelation of beauty, grandeur and historic in- terest—the fairylike Thousand Islands, the thrilling descent of the marvelous rapids, the great cities of Montreal and famousold Quebec, the stupendous Capes “Trinity” and “Eternity”on the Saguenay River and then the broad expanse of the mighty St. Lawrence rolling on- ward tothe Dip baby’s dainty bonnet of lace and ruffles in Carbona and it will come out as fresh as when new. Carbona cannot explode. 1Sc 2Se SOc $1 At all druggists. With the College Wits “What you said about Jack isn’t worth repeating.” “It’s young yet; give it time!” —Record. Just Among the Brows— Wayup—I notice that Dashemoff, the great Russian, has been taken sick suddenly. I wonder what they call it? Highguy—A stroke of genius, 1 suppose. —Cha parral. How He Got get all his mone “By drawing straw “What—gambling “No, h to do illustrating for a hat company.” —Sun-Dial. —How did Chumley Converted—* Do you know Binks?” “Know him? Why only the other night I found I was a distant connection of his.” “ How close?” “Oh, 150 miles or so. He called me from Boston, y’know.”"—Purple Cow. Mythology—Iish—I heard to-day that Minerva sprang from the head of Jove. “BATHHOUSE 23” “KEEP OUT” OUR LATEST NOVELTY Bathhouse in wood veneer with Swit door and brass fastener; tire tS Inches; with the door open you sce a beautiful, hand colored pleture Ostend bathing girl. Comes vere, prepaid, for 2e to introduce our new catalog of pictures for The Den, “all win- rs!” Many Comics. Ca! love 10c."-Stampe accepted. CELEBRITY ART CO. 37 Columbus Ave., Boston, Mass. ( vattey GEMS frehebied elas ney fuaranteed twenty-Ove fears. Win Mead you these wonderful gems a any style, 14K. eld, regular dlamond mountings —by express—charges you can see and wear them Befare you buy then Wlejor big tas eted catabg and Freer lol Ofer WHITE VALLEY GEM CO., 819 Walsia Bldg, Indianapolis, Indiana WHO CAN THINK OF SOME Protect yc pur ide WANTED AN IDEA! simple thing to v Get ‘Your Patent and Your Money... Randolp Patent Attorneys, Dept. 129, Washington, D.C. PERSONAL Messrs. GOODERHAM & WORTS (Limited), Toronto, Canada, beg to an: e thas hisky they are now send- ig to the United EARS OL! Wash—Ych, sort of an extract from the bean, as it were.—IVidow. Aw, Be Reasonable!—Fond father— I'll send you through college on one condi- tion, and that is Dootiful daughter—Aw, gee, no, pal Minnie wrote she got three in one semester. Be liberal!—Cha parral. A “Rented” Suit—Sig (at the prom)— Gosh, I just discovered a patch in these pants. Delt—Cheer up. Just think how you would feel if there were no patch there.— Sun-Dial. That’s No Answer hair mussed? The robin—How do you want it?—Purple Cow. The wren—Is my Mercenary—Rhine—Vy iss der Kaiser marching for India ? Wein—Sh! He vants der Hindu-Kush.— Chaparral. Just Naturally—Doctor—Well, and how did you find yourself this morning? Patient—Oh, I just opened my eyes and there I was.—Pur ple Cow. Film Fun The Magazine of the Hie py Side of e Movies The making of a movie is almost as full of romance and adventure as the finished film itself. There’s many a laugh and prank that happens “‘off-stage” that never reaches the sereen, If you would like to have the big motion picture performers tell you some of these dents in anecdote and interview they ill doit for you each month inFILM FUN, You will enjoy the play more when you see it on the screen if you know the “inside” of its production and get acquainted with its heroes and heroines, You can meet your favorites inf mally in the columns of FILM F their chatty stories and the st ‘tures of the new features soon to be sed you'll find the magazine full of laughter and fun all its own. Tear off the coupon and send it in. Ten cents a copy—$1.00 a year or 25 cents for a three months’ “get ace quainted” subscription. Film Fun 225 Fifth Avenue New York Published by the Leslie-Judge Co. 178 FILM FUN, 225 Sth Avenue, New York. Enclosed find c), ($1.00) for which please send me FILM FU, . for (3 mos.) (1 year) me. Address comicbooks.