Judge, 1916-04-29 · page 21 of 28
Judge — April 29, 1916 — page 21: what you’re looking at
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This page from *Judge* magazine features entertainment-focused content. The main item is a portrait and poem about **Anita Stewart**, a silent film actress (the "Celluloid" reference denotes cinema). The sonnet humorously expresses Stewart's American egalitarianism—she claims indifference to titles and aristocratic rank, yet contradictorily admits envying the status of an "Earl," capturing the tension between democratic ideals and status-seeking. Below is "From a Sinner's Diary," a cynical advice column satirizing human nature: relatives quarrel over inheritances, people worry about trivial matters while ignoring genuine problems, and life's hardships often go unheeded. The page is primarily **advertising space**: a large Budweiser beer ad emphasizing digestibility and purity, and a Hotel Flanders advertisement promoting budget accommodation in New York. These ads reflect early 20th-century consumer marketing targeting middle-class readers.
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CELLULOID SONNETS ANITA STEWART - a TAMPRELL OTUDION, N.Y, lam American from toe to crown, And titled monickers are naught to me: No Astor-ish desire have I to be A mashroom marquis—at a million down. ee from Mr. Burke. who won renown writing reams of noble pedigree, ca oftentimes an ancient family tree Surts with a king and ends up with a clown. Thanker not for noble rank: and yet loften wish that fortune’s wheel might whirl hod make me once a humble baronet: Not for the title’s sake, but—get me. girl, Tm burning up with envy and regret Because. forsooth, I cannot be one Earl! W. Kee Maxwell From a Sinner’s Diary HAT of it? Your relatives ‘Il all turn out and squall just as rendingly, een if they let you die in the poorhouse od if they find a dollar in your sock after the celebration they'll squabble over it just ss filially. They wear nicer things now every day than they used to be laid out in. You can stand calamity fairly well when your heart isn’t snarled up in it. Frost picked most of my strawberries be ore they were duc. TI fuming charming. You're always sure of everything but the harvest. Being tuned to one pitch and played in another is exceeding warpy It always falls on me to call my pa to nner. All of us can make him hear, but Tm the only one who can make him mad eoough to answer, Harvest comes. It does not wait till so nach work is done. Iknow a man with not much heart and a After you" ve Tost your arm it matters little whether the fingers were injured. Husbands are prett ) I'm experimenting,—seeing if it costs any Bore to have what I want than what I don't —Lynette Freemire. alt,of all foods,is one of the most quickly turned by digestion into nourishment. e best of malt is used in making Budweiser~ ‘hence its food value. Jmmaculate d cleanliness in proces and pure sed an ect pasteur~ tion ee edict and Bottles Budweiser a pure beverage. So~theres pure food and drink in Budweiser ANHEUSER-BUSCH, st. Louis. Bottled at the Brewery Once a Flanders Guest, Always One HOTEL FLANDERS 47th Street, Just off Broadway NEW YORK 300 Rooms. Every Room with Bath $1.50 per Day Upward department st A booklet HORACE R. SHARES, Prop. A Fireproof Hotel, with Every Modern Improvement comicbooks.com