Judge — April 22, 1916 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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With the College Wits Approved by Harvey W.Wiles A Good Complexion chip: Comes from Inside Good House- keeping F your general health is good you won’t have to Foods. San- worry much about your complexion. Freedom Station god from constipation brings with it an abundance of vitality which shows itself in your face, in your figure—in your spirits. Exam Time Galler A safe and effective means of relieving constipa- “Got an exam tomorrow? “Yep, "we you?” tion is the use of Nujol as an internal lubricant. None nid — me Unlike the ordinary laxative and cathartic Nope.” remedies, Nujol does not upset the digestive « N’right, le’s goto the movies.” —Gargoyle. processes or tend to form a habit. Utopia—Phase I ; I . Its action is purely mechanical. By oiling the “Helen, darling, will you divorce me? “Oh Jack you know we've been married mucous lining of the intestines and preventing the only two years—and—and have you asked contents from becoming hard, it facilitates the Papa?” normal processes of evacuation. * He says to do as we please.” an “Oh Jac Nujol is colorless, odorless and tasteless. As They clinch, caress, embrace, osculate, it is not absorbed by the system it may be taken in deosculate, hug, kiss, et cetera. i Anas ? ? any quantity without harm. Phase II The court room was prettily decorated with yellow and green roses, W itha beautiful floral tribute of crimson ramblers and a gus from the janitor. Helen wore a storied gown of crepe machine, and other articles too numerous to mention, and ca ried a bouquet of lemon blossoms. Jack had on his usual suit with a knot of red sunflowers in his buttonhole and $3.78 in his pocket. The ceremony was performed by Judge MacGilicuddy. And now the happy couple are living in Newark and Jamaica Plain with their parents.—Jack o’ Lantern. Most druggists carry Nujol, which is sold only in pint bottles packed in cartons bearing the Nujol five trademark. If your druggist does not carry Nujol,accept no substitute. We will send a pint bottle prepaid to any pointin the United States on receipt of 75 cents—money order or stamps. Write for booklet, “The Rational Treat- ment of Constipation.” Address Dept. 13. STANDARD OIL COMPANY (New Jersey) Loose Limericks Bayonne New Jersey Said a thick-skulled young feller named Porter, Who to butt down a wall thort he orter— “T could do the blame trick Ii ‘twas only jest brick; But they're all stuck together with mi —Widow. What Was Going On—* What goes on over there? Look at Mabel blushing and REGUS PAT. eae SS! h—Jim just told her one of his stories. I don’t blame her for blushing, but I do for laughing.” —Purple Cow. FE | Fi} Would Take Chances—" Sir, I wish to make your daughter my wife,” said the young man. The old man hesitated. “Hadn't you better see her mother first?” he asked gently, after thinking a moment. “I've seen her mother, and it doesn’t make any difference—I'll take the chances.”” —Hill Record. Educative Now Roger once, in a mood of choler Thrust his head under a traction roller The neighbors were surprised to find How it had broadened Roger’s THE MARLBOROUGH HERALD SQUARE Broadway, 36th to 37th Sts. The hotel nearest to ecerything— Subways, Elevateds, Railroads, Theatres and Stores, Thousands of dollars spent in improvements and alterations. The Borough in the heart of all New York Boroughs, is The Marlborough. New York City Rooms-—$1.00 a day and up With Bath, $1.50 a day and up Elegantly furnished suites Restaurant fifty per cent. lower in prices than its competitors. Danci: ind Cabaret with Pari wening in the Rathi An ideal location for delegates attending conventions, for which especially attractive rates will be made. Write for booklet. comicbooks.com