Judge, 1916-03-18 · page 21 of 28
Judge — March 18, 1916 — page 21: what you’re looking at
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This page from *Judge* contains primarily **advertising and light literary content** rather than political satire. The main feature is a poem titled "Celluloid Sonnets" about **Blanche Sweet**, a silent film actress of the era. The poem uses romantic language about fortune and fate—typical sentimental verse of the period. The page is dominated by **product advertisements** including: - **Evinrude boat motors** (detachable rowboat engines) - **Grace-Mildred Culture Course** (hair/scalp treatments) - **"The Science of a New Life"** (marriage/sexual education book) - **White Gems** (diamonds marketed to wealthy consumers) - Various self-improvement and business opportunity ads The "Why Do Boys Go Wrong" section briefly addresses **youth delinquency**, attributing it to cheap pool halls frequented by "toughs"—a common early-20th-century social concern about working-class male recreation. This reflects a typical *Judge* page: celebrity gossip, consumer products, and conservative social commentary targeting middle-class readers.
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‘i CELLULOID SONNETS BLANCHE SWEET | TORED-UP miles of boat rides— long, healthful hours of water sport, e yours in the Evinrude, Where | you will and when you will, in any row- } . / boat or canoe, on ocean, lake or river. No ae $ more rowing—you're captain, not crew. Nt? pest a turn of the fly-wheel and you're off nd for a cruise, with no thought of a long row home again. “ | ees EVINRUDE DETACHABLE ROWBOAT & CANOE MOTORS: ‘ed tly rg Ther re more power, in the new y : . ; Evinrude ar Four Cycle Twin—a two-eylinder, of * four-cycle motor, that ru: Migrated end pon with alsace He peter vas - ‘ - too.and ‘other improve- ler, g mente, tn the SracieGylindes Models for 1916, eT, ‘The Evinrude Magneto— Built-In Wheel she : Type—is entirely insulated and w: roofed, Pe 4 furnishing perfect ignition, no 1 how nd. é. heavy the rain or how drenching ti aye ¥ Write for 1916 Catalog —just off the press. dis EVINRUDE MOTOR CO. in } - 332Eviarede Block, Milwackeo, Wis, Distribating Branches: bia @ Cortlandt 8t., New York, 8. ¥+ * ‘214 Btate 81 . Bostot . Mass, em ? 636 Market 8t.,. Ban Prancisco,Cal, her ee i Front & Morrison, Portiand, Ore, nad Dame Fortune sometimes fills your life with song, ing And scatters roses all along your way; : The fairest, rarest dreams of youth and May ro In dazzling clusters ‘round you seem to throng. lit Thea jealous young j Mi Fortune corns along om- And casts a somber shadow on the play; fea The lilting song becomes a doleful lay, The Top of the And all the world is filled with woe and wrong. and all who contemplate marriage Ba vce indy fat cn 9 Hon Your Head Should Own ese evil fates encumber you with blame— ‘ ga ates tome ‘s ay In joy’ exuberance or grie's distress. should be covered with “The Science of a New Life” , ‘our feminine enchantments are the same. eat In spite of William Shakespeare, 1 confess, a naturel growthiol Sadao aed qoncncaiad Me tae ist Blanche Sweet, 1 think there's something in a hair, and it can be— pees teedical ad reign ‘crties hroogbout no name. _—W. Kee Mawel if roots are not dead. 2.00 ope Unfolds the secrets of married set bis sy tea revealed too late! is For the Bo . Dandruff can be ld, ey Bre Starting & movement an nicago hair arrested through our Physical Cul- | | | ft:omice pone ' pla to supply the schools with billiard-tables ture ‘Exercises ‘and local treatment f {ate’aa many Gu ‘ ior te for the use of students. In this day of civic fe .ERer CI nd focal: reatment for wien eh gr el eee ae ‘ded improvement this does not sound particu- the scalp. write sor Information aly pany reader cursceer. Dr repy renee larly remarkable; but it is an idea worthy td. Descriptive clecula full and complete an ee GRACEMILDRED CULTURE COURSE || WHe=t8E8eS) ccs Stcsiznts =m That ancient problem of Why Do Boys Dept. 37, 624 S. Michigan Boulevard CHICAGO + S. Ogilvie Publishing Co., Sow'Yor'dity Go Wrong has been answered in many ways; . but one of the most pertinent answers is : WHITE Look and Wear tt Tie prevalence ‘ot the’ cheap, pectoom Book on Law Free FIG rate EMS ee a "a le By Are being worn by the weal! ul These places are frequented by the worst “Thi 3 SSIBY everywhere.Stand acid and fire diamond ty f p bev . tte, + of Law Training” y art Bo Bard they » ch a file and cut ypes of men and boys—toughs and “tin- foe ne me ser} exsiitons as ’ glass. steed twenty. toms,” whose evenings are spent, in a haze [irseinen geocanlesin from mascara oC any sty fone Wind oa herons gene of cigarette-smoke and an atmosphere of Write today-rscsisrs sremuie ternal | | —by express—cbarres you can eco and wear them eee 4 . juced price Before you buy them. Wittejor big ihr eed catalog and Free rlalOfer stale liquor, bending over the table 2 AMERICAN CORRESPORDENCE SCHOOL OF Law WHITE VALLEY GEM CO., 819 Walsin Bide, Indianapolis, Indi rounded by pictures of prize-fighte —— race-horses. In such surroundings as these aga fon magaad ROMEIKE’S PRESS CUTTING BUREAU a boy can hardly have a chance to gain high Earn Big Money Se 7s ai oneronee oe ideals. . feed gs which may appear about an ye Jouryour Inends orany subject. on which you may want to be Pool and billiards are games of skill. p-to-date.” Every Dewapaper and periodical of importance They A : an 9 MEBY MATorLocaiClames | in the United States and Europe is searched. Terms, $5.00 ey are the most enjoyable form of indoor Write Tor itustrated bookie. terms abd tise of succestal pups, | for 100 n amusement yet devised. It is too bad that ASSOCIATED ART STUDIOS, 2124 Flatiron Bldg., N. ¥- HENRY ROMEIKR, to6-110 Seventh Ave.. N. Y. ‘and fated ntold ) well Practically the only places where boys may ily are of such a character that no pairente E-Z SELF-FILLER SAFETY FOUNTAIN PEN Would want their boys to go there. Hence A: Dependabie Safety. Self the importation of tables and paraphernalia into the schools is a welcome improvement. Someone once said that to play billi jards Insert cotn tn slot and pross once. Safety-Cap prevents leakage when carried point down. too well is a sign of a misspent youth. That $1.75 Holder of diamond chased vuleahised rubber. 1 Kt- gold Pen. 2.00 ve Pocks remark holds good only as long as the con- est erket Agents Wanted J. J. ULLRICH & CO., 27 Thames St, New York Regular Size comicbooks.com