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This page mixes entertainment content with serious patriotic messaging. The top features "Celluloid Sonnets"—light verses about Pearl White, a famous silent film serial star known for performing dangerous stunts. The poem cheekily praises her miraculous ability to survive impossible perils (bombs, bullets, poison, ropes, knives) without injury—a joke about her film character's implausible invulnerability. The bulk of the page is an AT&T advertisement titled "We Are Prepared," which frames the Bell Telephone System as essential national infrastructure for rapid communication during emergencies. The timing suggests this reflects pre-WWI "preparedness" concerns—the idea that America needed unified communication systems for potential military mobilization. The framing conflates commercial utility with patriotic duty: the phone network becomes a tool for organizing the nation "whether it be for peace, prosperity, philanthropy or armed protection." The page also contains humorous short pieces ("The Red Rag," "Harmony") dealing with working-class domestic life.

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CELLULOID SONNETS PEARL WHITE I've sat up nights to marvel at the charm That seems to hang about your fair young life ; It matters not how strenuous the strife, Nor how my heart goes thumping with alarm, You struggle through without a trace of harm ; Though death and doom on every hand are rife In bomb or bullet, poison, rope or knife. You never even lose a leg or arm! A charm protects you, that is plain to see Such perils would not pass by chance alone. Old Death exempts you from his stern decree. No matter how you dare the danger zone. Your talisman is plain enough to me: The charm that gets you by is all your own. —W: Kee Maxwell The Red Rag FTER working all day in a boiler fac- tory, John Smithers sat down in his tenement home for a quict half-hour with the sporting extra. In the next room, John’s young daughter was crying shrilly, while her brother, but slightly older, pounded a dishpan with a potato masher. . In the apartment above, a party of Brobdingnagians in hobnail boots were dancing the maxixe to an accordion accom- paniment. Across the hall the Foghorn twins were bellowing lustily; and below stairs some one appeared to be demolishing a large and very tough range with a sledge-hammer. When John had read one box score seven times and still was unable to name the winning team, he flung the paper down. As his angry eyes lifted, they were held by the framed motto: Tuerr’s No Prace Like Home With curses trailing from his foam- flecked lips, John sprang to his feet and— (Continued in Criminal News Column.) —Terrell Love Holliday. Harmony “What is your idea of harmony in poli- me as most other people in my line of activity, the robust alderman “Harmony consists in having your own way and persuading the other people to be re- signed to fate.” Wine Jetiy when favored with Abbott's Bitters is made Bey delighteal and peattatul je of bitters by mall fain stamps, C-W-AbvbOt 8 aitimore, Nid. (Adv) We Are Prepared Within the wide boundaries of our country, embracing more than three million square miles, dwell a hundred million people. They live in cities, towns, villages, hamlets and remote farms. They are separated by broad rivers, rugged | mountains and arid deserts. The concerted action of this far- flung population is dependent upon a common understanding. Only by a | quick, simple and unfailing means of intercommunication could our people be instantly united in any cause. In its wonderful preparedness to | inform its citizen. of a national need, the United States stands alone and unequaled. It can command the entire Bell Telephone System, which completely covers our country with its network of wires. This marvelous system is the result of keen foresight and persistent effort on the part of telephone specialists, who have endeavored from the first to provide a means of communication embracing our whole country, con- necting every state and every com- munity, to its last individual unit. The Bell System is a distinctly American achievement, made by Americans for Americans, and its like is not to be found in all the world. Through it, our entire population may be promptly organized for united action in any national movement, whether it be for peace, prosperity, philanthropy or armed protection. y AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY AND ASSOCIATED COMPANIES One Policy One System Universal Service THE DEWEY HOTEL (amin. 5.°e ‘The most homelike hotel In Washington with every modern ce and appointment. Under the personal manag ment of Mr. The hotel is situated in the very centre of the City. Five minutes’ walk to the White House, Treasury, all public buildings and the shopping district. The hotel has a national reputation for its Ideal surroundings and its select clientele. European Plan, - - American Plan, - - $1.50 per day and up $3.50 per day and up BOOKLETS AND INFORMATION UPON REQUEST GEORGE Q. PATTEE, Proprietor Also the Rockingham Hotel, Portsmouth, N. H., and the Senate Restaurant at the Capitol comicbooks.com