Judge — February 12, 1916 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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Cuthbert—My word, Helen! look at the peach ! Saint Valentine AINTS there are for all the Listed in the Calendar; Saints erotic, Saints austere, Saints of peace and Saints of war, Safnts of water, Saints of wine— I prefer Saint Valentine. Patrick’s famed in every place Where the Sons of Nicholas brings yearl Jingling o'er the Christmas snow. All their favors I'd resign “or but yours, Saint Valentine. Stern old Peter guards the gate, Michael wields the flaming brand; Gabriel for the Day of Fate All impatient s to stand. In the stately Heavenly line What place for Saint Valentine? Guardian of man and maid, Happy lovers’ Saint is he; We may venture unafraid— He is watching you and me. So I bless him, Sweetheart mine, Kindly old Saint Valentine! —F. Gregory Hartswick Building Note Our two leading public characte:s seem to be Colonel House and Vernon Castle. TTC eS CEES Introduce me, will you ? Uncle Ike Murmurs “Th? meek may inhurrit th’ earth, all right,” murmured Uncle Ike, “but he’s in luck if some cuss not so durned meek don’t contest th’ will an’ git away with it!” DISARMAMENT Helen—Silly, that's grandmother ! The Reason I Chose Her Y valentine’s changed ev'ry year. Monotony I can’t abide. lasses more lovely appear. TLough shameful, the truth will not hide. But note the coincidence quecr— "Tis always to Daisy I've cried: “My. Valentin The trait that enthralls me is clear She's ever as new as a bride; So different, therefore so d Again she must be, I decid My Valentine.—Terrell Love Holliday. Opinions About Her New Hat Hers—Wasn't I lucky? Her best friend’s—Stunning. would suspect it was six months old. you have such style. The man next her in the car—Excuse me, madam, but that hat— The next pew's—They must better. Her husband’s—How much was it? No one But be doing Which? Stranger (in New York to his wife)—Shall we go to the theater again to night, dear, or would you rather sit in our room in the hotel and listen to all the noises? comicbooks.com