Judge — February 5, 1916 — page 19: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

THE MODERN WOMAN Suffrage Facts and Fancies By ANNA CADOGAN ETZ Woman: the World’s Worst Failure N EMIN Y literary lady has taken her pen in hand and explained occultly through several pages just why woman IS the world’s worst failure. An eminent periodical has delighted to print it. But boiled down it is the old charge that woman’s devotion to personal adornment would cause her to sell her soul. Men, too, in times gone by, found joy in powdered wigs, flowing pig tails, gold em- broidered coats and silk “shorts” finished with gorgeous knee buckles. But’ with BETWEEN TWO FIRES democracy all the glitter vanished and man became the standardized apparcled creature we know to-day. It isn’t fair to brand woman as the world’s worst failure, because she clings to her fluffy ruffles, until she has passed through the same political experience that caused man to abandon his. Roger Babson, the expert, has already noted in suffragists a diminishing regard for clothes. Justice demands that the sentence be sus- pended until votes for women has had the chance to open other avenues of distinction to the normal woman than having a more stunning hat than her neighbor. Ifa Woman Can Drive a Cabinet Mini Automobile, Why Not the Ship of LOYD GEORC the mighty man of England who has brought his country up to the top-notch of efficiency in manu- facturing munitions, must set an example of self-denial to the people and so of course must not hire a man to drive his automobile. He doesn’t. He doesn’t need to. Yet he suffers no inconvenience. He hires a woman who is just as e nt. This is the same Lloyd George who as Part of the English government was, not so long ago, among those who were busy giving reasons why the cabinet could not budge an inch toward giving women the vote. And the only reason they failed to mention woman’: wlity to be drafted $2.25 Aluminum Greaseless Griddle for 85 Cents in Cash Special Offer to KARO Users Read the Offer and Write Today so as to be Sure to Get Your Griddle Y special arrangement you can get this fine 1034 inch Solid Aluminum Griddle for less than the wholesale price. Go to your grocer, get 50 cents worth of Karo and send us the labels and 85 cents and you'll get the Aluminum Griddle by prepaid parcel post. " You know Aluminum ware—you know how long it lasts, how much easier it is to cook with. It doesn’t chip, it doesn’t rust and it always looks so bright and clean and inviting. . a You don’t have to grease this Aluminum Griddle; it does not smoke up the house; it bakes griddle cakes and corn cakes crisp and light—the way you want your cakes to be. And the cakes are far more digestible and better flavored. . : At great expense we are seeking to place a Karo Aluminum Griddle in the homes of all Karo users, so that Karo—the famous spread for griddle cakes and waffles—may be served on the most deliciously baked cakes that can be made. Last year the people of this country used 65,000,000 cans of Karo— the best liked syrup from ocean to ocean. ! Take advantage of this chance to get this solid Aluminum Grease- less Griddle at a clear saving of $1.40 in cash. Get the Karo today—and_ send us the labels and 85 cents (P.O. money order or stamps) at once. —— A post-card request will bring you FREE our beautifully illustrated Corn Products Book of Cooking, Candy- making and Preserving recipes. Corn Products Refining Company P. O. Box 161 NET WEIGHT: g_ CORN PROQUCTS REFINING LOFFICE S-NEW comicbooks.com