Judge — December 18, 1915 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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My old Schoolmate Joe fs up from Virginia. What an evening we had talking of old times over a bottle of our favorite Old Overholt Rye Its rare flavor, distinctive boquet and uniform purity and quality, have made Old Overholt the favorite » beverage when men gather (E for reminiscenses. Aged in charred oak barrels, bot- tled in bond. t A. OVERHOLT & CO. Pittsburg, Pe. iethday or wedding gift weolens and plames damp. Any Piedmont PIEDMONT. RED CEDAR ‘CHEST CO. Dept. Kaowledge a Young Knowledge a Father Should Have Keow! a Father Should Impart oie om uolledeal Keowledge Huabend Shoal ledge a Young Woman Shoeld cowledge « Youre Wile Should Have Mastrated. ther $2.00 pontesia Medical ‘2 Wile Should Whe tor “Other People’s Opiaions” and Tatde of Contents PURITAN PUB. CO., 792 Perry Building, PHILA., PA, ‘Should Have Should Impart to Her Daughter Have HOGWALLOW LOCALS The Editor of the Tickville Tidings has made up his mind that life is worth living and has bought another sack of flour. Mrs. Isaac Hellwanger was at the post office Thursday inspecting a lot of stamps with a view of buying one in a few days. Miss Hostetter Hocks, who is probably the nicest lady in Hogwallow, shocked Yam Sims this week by raising only her eye- brows when she crossed a muddy place in the road. Yam Sims took his squirrel rifle out and shot at a rabbit the other day. The rab- bit, however, a good start of the bullet and kept safely ahead all the way. Frisby Hancock has already made up his mind not to raise a crop next summer as the ground is too wet. Poke Eazley spent several hours at the Hog Ford still one day this week explaining to bystanders why it was that so many men failed, aud had weak stomachs the next morning. It was an illustrated talk. Luke Mathewsla attempted what is be- lieved suicide by jumping out of a persim- mon tree a few days ago following a disap- pointment in politics. Washington Hocks’s calf has returned home after a pleasant stay in the Bounding Billows neighborhood. Ata dance in the Calf Ribs neighborhood the other night Raz Barlow got so tired talking to Miss Hostetter Hocks he had to put his chin rest back on his fiddle. Slim Pickens has put a tin roof on his stable so that his mule can tell when it is raining. Raz Barlow has blossomed forth in a new role, having just accepted a lucrative position with a large firm, Department J. in Chi His position consists in selling perfumery, and while he is not ona salary, the remu- neration is good, as he will receive a hand- some watch charm as soon as he disposes of seventy-five bottles of the perfume. Tobe Moseley says that while he is a good Democrat and always votes straight and and while he is glad y went Democratic on the 7th, he believes he will get more di- rect personal benefits out of the two pos- sums he caught night before last. The Depity Constable, who is the pillar of the community, has once more been called on to solve a mystery that has bothered the minds of the taxpayers for the past several weeks. All summer a straw stack has stood on the hill a few hundred yards from where Poke Eazley shot a Socialist last season, but along early in the fall it was noticed that the straw stack had dis- appeared. Cricket Hicks thinks the earth has swallowed it, but the Depity after looking through the almanac has decided that it got lost in the shuffle during the recent change in the season.—George Bing- ham in Hogwallow Kentuckian. Motoring Information Free to Judge Readers H. W. Slauson, M. E., editor of Leslie's Motor Depart ment, will give you unbiased information that will help you solve any motoring problem—from the purchase of a new car to the proper air pressure in the tires of the car you already have. Mr. Slauson is an automo bile expert who is in an unusual position to help settle motor questions. For years he has been study- ing the problems of thou sands of motorists, and his } | a°2 own experience and his} | a ie complete records of the ex- “Ge periences of other motorists | | 3°" : ‘ yo enable him to advise you Ns promptly and accurately on | | 5 any matter relating to av inhs tomobiles, motor cycles or An motor boats. f TO . . . 5 ticket | This service is offered with- “Ch out any charge or obligation. | | "i Simply send your questi bad on the coupon below, or re write a letter to the same| | ax address. fay Soy @--- == | H. W. Slauson, M. E., Editor Motor Evi Department Leslie’s Weekly er ar 225 Fifth Avenue, New York City ” Mar Gentlemen: ton Tr Please give me, free of charge, the u following information: ho Englar beceeeeees faa bo ceveveveeveeeeees course about. aust some Wit