Judge — December 4, 1915 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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And the wind howled as though in p and from the house opposite a “Votes for Women” board fell with a sickening crash upon the pavement.—Philadel phia Press. fondly, drawing her closely to “And One More Question—Precocious off- spring—Pa, may I ask just one more ques- tion? Patient Pater—Yes, more. Precocious offspring—Well, then, pa, how is it that the night falls, but it’s the day that breaks?—Chicago Herald. my son, Just one Not the Biggest—Mr. Spudd (angrily) —I was certainly the biggest fool in the world when I asked you to marry me! Mrs. Spudd (dangerously sweet)—Not the biggest, dearest; I accepted you!—Chi- cago News. Disgusted —Disgusted cop (at crossing): “Say! you "re a peach of a driver. If you s crossin’ the alkali desert you'd run into ydrant.”"—New York Times. Vol. LXIX. December 4, 1915 No. 1781 Copyright, 1915, by LeslioJudge Company. Entered at the Post-olfice at New York as second-class mail matter. Cable addres: “Judgark,” Telepbone 6632 Madison Square. 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