Judge — October 16, 1915 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Passing the Mustard ing Her Opportunity—Bank Be check, madam, isn’t filled in. Isn't what? Caskier—It has your husband’s game signed to it, but it does not state how you want. eee Ob is that all? Well, I'll take allthere is —New York Sun. Of Course He Was—“I h ard Signor fo sing ‘Hamlet’ last night.” “Ah! Did you? Now, tell me—do you ir lamlet was mad?” Cae have been. There wasn’t a hundred dollars in the house.” —Musical Courier. ified —“ We want some one to play Samson,” explained the movie manager. “Do you think you could wreck the tem- ” “Can 12, Well, I’ve been a baggage-man for eleven years.” —Buffalo Express. Happily Not—Tourist (anticipating the ssual war-time inconvenience)—You haven't any wounded put up here, have you? Landlord—Happily, gentlem the last one has just died.—La Guerre Sociale. AGentle Hint—He—Then you are not interested in my welfare? She—No; but if the two syllables were transposed I’d not only be interested, but enthusiastic. —Boston Transcript. An Honest Man—“What’s your idea of an honest man?” “An honest man,” replied Mr. Kimp, “is one who likes the same music in private that he says he likes when his wife is giving a musical evening.” —Philadelphia Record. The Boss’s Prescription—Elevator Boy —I told de boss today I wanted a raise. His Chum—What did he say? Elecator Boy—He told me to get in an’ pull de lever.—Boston Transcript. No Cure for it—Grubbs—Do you think there is any real cure for hay fever? Stubbs—Some persons believe hanging or beheading will do the trick, but in my own view it survives as a punishment in the next world.—Jndianapolis News. _ Contrast—““Why are all the women in the neighborhood so fond of Mrs. Home- y's society?” “Because anyone of them in her com- pany, appears beautiful in comparison.”— Si. Lois Republic. 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