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This page from *Judge* magazine (September 18, 1915) is primarily an **advertising and literary page** rather than a satirical cartoon page. The main content consists of three **humorous anecdotes** presented as text: 1. **"A Painstaking Servant"** — A wealthy New Yorker's employee takes literal instructions too seriously (hiding a key in an unexpectedly different place), satirizing servant stupidity or pedantic obedience. 2. **"The Partner's Apology"** — A young lawyer loses composure in court; his older partner sarcastically "apologizes" by insulting the judge's arbitrary rulings, mocking both legal arrogance and judicial hubris. 3. **"The Philosopher's Loss"** — A man complaining about losing valuables to a thief is himself robbed by the "honest man" he was seeking, a darkly comedic irony about urban crime and misplaced optimism. The page is otherwise filled with **period advertisements**: hotel listings (Broztell, Powhatan, Lenox), a book promotion for *The Landloper*, a correspondence course advertisement, and a *Sexology* educational text — typical of early 20th-century magazine advertising.

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THE LANDLOPER A Romance of the Woots HOLMAN Day Humor, sentiment and adventure tread upon each other's heels in this romance of the highroad, of a modern knight-errant who did not set out to redress human wrongs, but who did good almost against his will. The story abounds in those quaint, humorous types Mr. Day so successfully creates. $1.35 net HARPER & BROTHERS GREATEST UNIVERSITY HOME STUDY COURSE ‘hundreds of salary by, i on a etait face ramet GIVEN iw AL} PuBLiC sPeanina f ony ot § isace Extension Unive clear wholesome in one volume: peace Young Man Shoold Have fowng Husband Should Have Keowledge a Father Shoeld Have Koow! ber Showld Iman to His Sen 001 ‘a Husband Should Have Korwbde 2 Youn Woman Should Here a Young Wile Should Hi Kevcleare Mother Should Ha Mestras Keow Mother Should impart to Her Daughter 92.00 postpaid Medical Kaowledge a Wile Should Have Write for “Other People’s Opinions” and Taldle of Contents PURITAN PUB. CO., 792 Perry Building, PHILA., PA. HOTEL LENOX North St., at Delaware Ave., Buffalo, N. Y. An ideal Hotel for tourists, motor parties and all who appreciate a quiet, select hotel with beautiful sur- roundings. EUROPEAN PLAN Room with Privilege of Bath of y ¥ Sreatest lagal experts era has and my street car pennies, and ran around the corner. The only thing he left of any value was my collar button. Do you wonder that I appear morose?” “Not at all,” replied the kindly faced citizen. “You are quite excusable. Lama little sorry, however, that in your search for an honest man you couldn't have waited until you met me. But, perhaps it’s just as well.”” So saying, he stooped down suddenly and, snatching away the philosopher’s collar but- ton, ran up the nearest alley and disap- peared.—Philadel phia Ledger. A Painstaking Servant—One evening in the spring, while a certain New Yorker was putting in a week at his country place in New Hampshire, he prepared to take a ride in his motor car, expecting to remain out until late. He therefore told his new man that he need not wait for him, instructing him when he had finished his work to lock the garage and place the key under a stone, the location of which the owner described with much exactness. When the employer reached home after his ride he was surprised to find that the key was not in its place. When his patience had been exhausted after a fruitless search he awoke the man and received this explana- tion “Why, sir, I found a much better place for it.”"—Harper’s Magazine. The Partner’s Apology—Duringacivil suit in a western court the judge decided a contested point against a young lawyer, whereupon the latter lost his head. Your Honor,” said he, in a palpitating voice, facing the court, “I am amazed.” Instantly the young lawyer's partner, who happened to be in the courtroom, sprang to his feet. “Your Honor,” interposed he, “I want to apologize for the hasty remark of my young partner. By the time he is as old as Lam he will not be amazed at anything your honor does.” —Philadelphia Telegraph. Sudge Vol. LXIX. September 18, 1915 No. 1770 Copyright, 1915, by Leslie Judge Company. Entered at the Fostotfice at New York as second-class ater. Cable addr Sodgark.” Telephone 6632 Pub A ‘Aly by LestieJodge C A ton Representativ ding, Washingt Reuben . E. Rollaver, Tre oa, Art Directo SUBSCRIPTION RATES: = 85.00 2350 - - 125 Payable ce by draft on New York, or by express ‘or postal order. The contents of JUDGE are protected by copyright i both the United States and Great Bri Its tand, the pub- i s if that fact be promptly THE BROZTEL ABSOLUTELY FIREPROOF =>. eww. 5th Avenue, 27th Street New York City Tyo Blocks from Subway, Hudson Tubes and Blenal Stations, Five Minutes from Penn, and Grand Cos tral Stations. EVERY ROOM WITH BATH AND SHOWER PER $1.50 DAY UPWARDS Restaurant Prices Designed to Meet Popular Denant WILLIAM J. QUINN, JR. Hotel Powhatan WASHINGTON, D. C. PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE H and EIGHTEENTH STREETS, N. W. House. offers every comfort wad Europese Plas. Rooms, detached bath, $1.50. $2.00 up Rooms, private bath, $2.50. $3.00 ‘Write for Souvenir Booklet and Map E. C. OWEN, Massgr Danda Leather Key - Case wi N M Biamped'tn Heavy Cold Let For one person $1.50 per di For two persons - - - - - - - = = = $2.00 per day Room with Private Bath Postpaid It's convenient, prevents keys from nats Sives*the clothing and ts & beat ca oe pocket alae of strong, bigek ta reported on post. : | ‘ BACK NU fear, 10 cents per copy: 25c By.Mail | 40c Nh te its dependencies, and 3 3.50 per day . er} 10 ecole 0 yea? fot , $3.50, $4.00 oF $5.00 per day . Complimentary juide of Buffalo and Niagara Falls” and complete information on request. C. A. MINER, Manager. For one, For two, = + " In gold letters on the case. cota Write for Itastrated Cat Danda Leather Goods Novelties R auette t Herldiog EO b DANDA JE. MFG. CO., 82 John St, New at AND tbvennisive Orit Es ‘Tremont Building -