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This page contains two distinct sections: humor and advertising. **"Hogwallow Locals"** is a satirical humor column mocking rural American life through absurd anecdotes—a man with spectacles his mule won't look through, fishermen's illogical complaints, a man courting for years without proposing. The humor relies on depicting rural people as simple-minded or eccentric. **"The Pinckneys—'Fathers of the Republic'"** is a lengthy advertisement for Budweiser beer disguised as patriotic history. It praises South Carolina's Charles Cotesworth Pinckney and Charles Pinckney as Founding Fathers, then pivots to claim Budweiser exemplifies American values—"moderation" and quality—comparable to the founders' principles. The ad uses patriotic framing to sell beer, arguing that just as these statesmen built the nation responsibly, Budweiser maintains honest standards for the public good. This is early-20th-century "advertorial" propaganda linking a commercial product to national identity.

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Hogwallow Locals NCOCK, who is the owner of a IAB HAN of square-rimmed spectacles, aa Prot them the next time the Tin a JE Comes, as his mule docs not show up jot ennclly right through them. Jey believes the mud turtles in Pate Paavea’t got any use for him as La dive out of sight every time he goes about the pond. ; cm Pickens says @ fishing worm does not aye auch aod could never catch a rot didnot have the fishing hook to give it some back bone. Blind Man of the Calf Ribs neighbor- eat to the depot at. ickville this eek to hear the train come in. Tin Peddler says he is going to cut ne of Rye Straw off of his circuit if he does not get a better patronage there. If this is done it will be a great tback in the ‘oamercial growth of that place, and every- coe should make it_a practice to price creything on the Tin Peddler’s wagon every time he comes through. 4 belled buzzard was seen over Musket Ridge this week. It is the same one that comes every year, and has a large number of followers in this section. , Miss Flutie Belcher has sent off after some perfume. This time she chose banana thvor, as she is tired of strawberry. Fit Smith nearly caught several large fish at the Gander Creck bridge Thursday. SREP R AS FT oe oe ee nished reading Miss Rosyola Moseley , the writer, a novel by Charles and states that she is well pleased with the way it turned out. For several days she was terribly worried over the outcome, as the man acted like he did not, want to marry the girl, until up to next to the last page. Cricket Hicks, during some of his many leisure moments Sunday, went over his past life, and is very well pleased with it. He hasn’t accomplished very much, but he has a new suit of clothes and a nice Sunday hat, and stands well in the community. As an evidence of his ability along various he has accepted probably more jobs anyone else and has got through with them in the shortest possible time, and has always handed them back to the owner in just as good condition as He has been going to s for the past several y rumored at times that they would some day marry. It is believed that Cricket will make a good, obedient and settled husband, as he spends several hours every Sunday sitting by her side on the hard hickory benches at the Dog Hill and other churches, fanning her while she looks around. At Tickville Monday night a geritleman ketured on “World Wide Peace.” He had a large and intelligent audience, which sat spellbound until the middle of the discourse, shen somebody started a fight outside the front door. Slim Pickens was in Tickville Monday, and enjoyed some music rendered by a blind man, Slim did not have to pay as every- ody thought maybe he had dropped some- thing in the cup before they came up. —George Bingham in The Hogwallow Kentuckian. STRAMIRS OF THE CONSTITUTION OF THE USX NOE $n? "YS —Fathers of the Republic ERHAPS South Carolina's best gift to this Free blic was the splendid services of her two at sons — Charles Cotesworth Pinckney and Pinckney It can truthfully be said of the Fos that their love of honor was than their love of power and deeper than their love of self. One played an im t part in the Louisiana Purchase — the other. while an envoy to France.was told thar the use of money would avert war, and to this replied: “Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute? Both devoted their eminent abilities toward framing our National Lau: The Constitution of the United States, as it stands to-day, was built upon the framework of a plan first by Charles Pinckn Ie was he who demanded that it contain freedom of religion, freedom > corpus and trial by jury. In political faith only did these two great men differ. Charles Pinckney was an ardent Democrat and Charles C. Pinckney a | aire loa ail jamie y depreciate fase horror that these two great lovers of Personal Liberty wo' expressed ishoun the proposed Pikibion Las of dy. Icis needless to say thatif alive they VOTE NO tw such ous encroachments upon the use of Pabrtwines and Uatley Verws Tey leo Deneved in jslaion which encour aged the Brewing Industry because they knew that honest Beer makes for true For 58 years Anheuser-Busch have been brewers of honest Barley-Malt and Saazer Hop beers — the kind the knew to be for mankind. 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