Judge — September 11, 1915 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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The light is quite dim, and I should feel vastly humiliated if it should turn out to be somebody else I had been kissing. — Topeka Journal. A Careless Person—Lawyer—Judge, 1 want you to fine this man who was knocked down by my client's car. Judge—Fine him? Why? Lawyer—He had a nail in his clothes and it punctured a new tire.—Topeka Journal. Might Change His Mind—Goldsmith Would you like any name or motto en- | graved on it, sir? | Customer (who has chosen an engagemen’ ring)—Ye-yes-um, “Augustus to. Iren And—ah—look here, don’t—ah—cut Irene — | very deep.—Punch. 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