Judge — August 21, 1915 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Stories with Smiles Pat's Conversation—Pat was called into court to testify to a talk that he had had with the defendant in a civil suit, and every- thing went along as swimmingly as a flock of bullfrogs, until the lawyer attempted to bring out the important points of the con- versation. “Now, then, Pat,’ said he encouragingly, **please tell the court what you and the de- fendant talked about." **Yis, sor,’’ answered Pat willingly. ‘‘We talked about fifteen minutes.’* ‘No, no, no!"’ interposed the lawyer. ‘‘T what did you and the defendant talk | Club Cocktails sor," was the calm rejoinder of We talked over the tilephone, sor."* The introduction to the hospi- —Philadelphia Telegraph, table board can be achieved under Informed—The famous botanist was pac- no more auspicious circumstances ing slowly along the country road, his eyes, ‘a than through the medium of Club as usual, roaming from side to side for new Cocktails. It is the right start that plants to study. = portends a successful end. Suddenly an eager look swept across his Experts blend thechoicest liquors, features, and he leaned over the low fence ix thers bo wensure, se teen inclosing a cottage garden. He had found of to smoothness in the wood. a plant he did not know. ne alah ‘, What could it be? If only he had a as All varieties at your dealer's. specimen of it to study ! < G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO. At that moment a shock-headed lad ne Hartford = New York Leadon strolled along the road and stopped to gaze 7 Importers of the famous Brand's A-1 Sauce open mouthed at him. “I say!"’ called the botanist urgently. ecause if ts delicious — “*See that plant there—that pale pink one lecause if is rel " in the corner? Do you know it?” ecause it is thirst quenching “Uh-uh!"" said the country boy briefly. | And because it is the combi “What's i f ination . , What's its panel Do you know what of the three ce Thal . Gs. “Cols 4 amily it belongs to? as a distinctive bever: — I uc, S The lad jerked a grubby thumb over his = be 4 shoulder toward the little cottage as he Demand tho ge: ty fill nane— a y spoke more briefly still, Nicknames encourage substitution, J ** Higginses !""—Utica Herald-Dispatch. | d - THE COCA-COLA CO Attlaris Ga y] Even on the Mountain Top—Smith lived ) in a neighborhood where there were many , pianos, phonographs, barky dogs and sweet ‘ FI ADELPHIA y) children, and finding that sleep was impos- B ee sible, he began to look around for a quiet HE |, ,Chestout at 13th St. | : retreat. Finally he found it on the top of (Ness to Wanamaker’s) a mountain, and great was his happiness. yeslltoece One day, however, he appeared in town moar con testeaity looking extremely sad, and his friends quickly questioned him as to the cause. “It’s no use, boys,’’ he responded, in a , $ dejected voice. ‘‘It is simply a waste of Provan time to fight the inevitable."* Managing “Sounds all right so far,’’ said one of the Direcior H 4 party, ‘‘but you will have to come again.’” **Yesterday a young man came up on the mountain,’’ explained Smith, ‘‘and pitched a tent near my bungalow. This morning he told me that he was going to spend the eB Sil om summer there learning to play the violin."* nid —Philadelphia Telegraph. e Tra A Swift Uppercut—‘‘I see you have your Warm, Write fog bag hat . arm in a sling,’’ said the inquisitive pas- ¥ Rarvomal ea gackesen "TRAINING ASSOCIRAON senger. ‘Broken, isn’t it?" Estee ime aoa ‘a eo “Yes, sir,’’ responded the other pas- — -1§ senger WANTED—AN IDEA! WHO CAN THINK OF SOME ab Meet with an accident? simple thing to patent? Protect your ides 'y may bring “No; broke it while trying to pat myself you wealth. Write for “Needed Inventions” and “How to on the back."” Get Your Patent and Your Money.” Randolph & Co., come ‘Great Scott! What for?’* Patent Attorneys. Dept. 129, Washington, D. C. ~ rs “For minding my own business."'"— Ram's Horn. your popularity Write Now for Special ‘iter i Shot iS Wee Sticed Oran of Abbott's Bitters are appetizing an nf bitters by mal Pee Tn'etataye. CN. Abbott & Con Baltimore, Md. GUY) comicbooks.com