Judge — August 7, 1915 — page 20: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Yarns of the Ballplayers By ED A. GOWEY Matt Carey, Pittsburgh Nationals 66 NBOUT nine thousand residents of Mj, waukee, mostly Germans, weat » see the Pirates in an exhibition game thr some time ago,”’ states Matt Carey, sa outfielder of the Pittsburgh National Leage outfit. ' “*There was one particular German rosy who attracted my attention. He wana the Brewers to win, but, more than tht he wanted Honus Wagner to hit, and the complexities of the situation placed him is a quandary. Once when Milwaukee's er. rors permitted the Pirates to fill the bass with Wagner up, this rooter was in aba fix. He fretted for a minute, and thea bright and happy look came over his fa, and he shouted, ‘Oh, Honus, make fora long out!" “Out on the Pacific coast,"’ said Cary, “there is an umpire known as ‘Foghon’ Murphy, who takes great pride in his ley power, and nothing delights him more tha to bellow the name of each hitter as te steps to the plate. ‘Tis said that pik goes before a fall, and it ran true in this instance, as Murphy's pride caused hin pull a bone which resulted in him being mercifully kidded. The White Sox wee playing an exhibition game with the Ls Angeles team, and ‘Foghorn’ was the ind cator holder. Nothing would do but thi he must show the major leaguersa real a> pire, and he started announcing the names of the batters. He got by Chappelle af Weaver nicely, but when the next batter stepped to the plate, he turned to annouxt the name, looked hard at the batter, af then asked him who he was. ‘Colliss Eddie Collins,’ replied the batsman. Imp SNHATTANIBEACH 9 Dog Collar Mfrs. & 3104 pi ast day afte he ean “SWEPT BY OCEAN BREEZES” umpire that day. NEW YORK'S MOST POPULAR AND Ladies’ Hairdressers in the U. S. insisted that the mistake was excusable. Any list you want, in any section of the FASHIONABLE RESORT BY-THE-SEA “**Thad never seen Collins,’ he explained, Temperature seldom vari rom 70 degrees, Within the ‘and how was I going to guess that tit country, new, accurste, complete, And our charges are remarkably low. Ask for com li half bx by h ito, 7 i eee en Meread Concerts skinny, knock-kneed kid was Eddie Collizs plete catalog of over 7000 classes of names, O European ‘Cure’? surpasses and few compare with this luxurious American Resort Hotel — so wonderfully situated in the midst of a happy combination of land and sea diversions, and accessible from every point in the United States. From North and South, East and West, gather the guests of Hotel Chamberlin to “Take ‘The Cure.’” Electric, Nauheim and Radio Baths are prescribed for some— others get well by using Nature’s remedies alone —the Sea, the Sun, the Salt Sands. No mosquitoes to mar one’s pleasure. Golf, Tennis, Boating, Fishing, Bathing and Motoring await the devotees of these sports. The Cuisine of Hotel Chamberlin is famous—the finest sea- foods in the world are found in the waters around Old Point Comfort. But perhaps the most fascinating side of all is the Social Life, forherethe Army, the Navy and Society mingle as nowhere else on this continent. REDUCED SUMMER RATES JUNE to OCTOBER For illustrated booklets, apply at all Tourist Bureaus or Transporta- tion Offices, or address ’ GEO. F. ADAMS Manager FORTRESS MONROE, VA. New York Orrice: Tue Bertua Rurrner Horer Bureau, McAcrin Hoter Mercad te's Concerts Strreaiiogs Sanne, Suttons Reotnurent the greatest second sacker of ‘em all?” As a matter of fact, Collins does look vey Oriental Hotel NOW OPEN EUROPEAN PLAN Dancing every evening in the Ball Room. Dinner Dances Wednesdays and Fridays under personal direction of Mrs. Runnion, Auto roads direct to hotel entrance sosars P. CREAVES, Manager jorida East Coast Hotel Co. T Tilephows, 1000 Coney Island NOW OPEN ecnt free upon request. Ask for it today! Rese-Goald, 453 K. 9th Street, St. Lents, Ross- Gould Lasts st.towis much like a boy in his baseball uniform.” A Stem-Winder “Tell you why I don’t like spelling,” Grumbled little John. “It's just full of awful words, *Parallelopipedon’ ‘orn like ie eee |