Judge — July 31, 1915 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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Egg View Notes HET LUMLEY, our drayman, who spent all of last week at the Pollywog car- returned back home Sunday morning, with the information that the only freak in the big tent who didn’t coax him to buy a photograph was an Egyptian who had been dead for some time. Lem Bushnell, our marshal, has sternly instructed Corny Paine to immediately ar- range the arms on his cornfield scarecrow in a much less threatening position. Corny Paine is of the opinion that Joshua was a better sun stopper than Bill Waite’s store-front awning. ‘link Nitz is quite anxious to trade his watch off to somebody, he having done alto- gether too many things Jately in no time at all. One of them there Pollywog jewelry- store clerks tried hard to exchange a pair of smoked-glass spectacles for some o: Corny Paine’s carnival money, on the open- ing afternoon, but Corny discouraged him very quickly by saying that the world didn’t look any too bright as it was. Thursday morning Ratio Roundtree was seen carrying a Moon Lake snapping turtle around on two of his fingers, and not until the turtle got sleepy and yawned did Ratio let him go. Dow Ludlum stood outdoors in his front yard several hours last night, looking up into the sky at the Little Dipper, as he be- lieved it would help him to think lots more about the dancing queen at the Pollywog carnival, with whom he fell deeply in love the first glance he got of her. Word came to Sherm Spoor Monday that Muley Cannon had recently been discharged from some big city hospital and wasn’t feeling good. Tink Nitz would like to see Muley quit a job some time of his own accord. On the last day of the carnival the for- tune teller read in Cylindra Berger's palm that a man would place his arm under hers in the near future, which man proved to be the brakeman who helped her onto the next train for Egg View. Witt Larcom asked the carnival tattooed man what he charged for inking things on people, and got such low rates that he im- mediately had his Pollywog laundry mark pricked into both arms, in three colors. Leslie Van Every. High Finance “Henry, dear,” announced Mrs. Upto- date, ‘‘I guess you will have to admit that Iam a pretty good business manager after all. I took Willie with me to the movies this afternoon, and as it was raining when we came out of the theater, I gave Willie ten cents carfare and had him hurry home “TRAWIRS OF THE CONSTITUTION OF THE ULAT WO. i James Madison—Father of the Constitution” E ‘HE FOURTH’ PRESIDENTof the United States cons ered it a greater honor to be declared the Father of the Consti: tution than to have been elected twice to the highest office in the gift of his countrymen. No more pel ctegase BUPA, TR and constant student of governmental problems ever than Madison, They were his life-long passion. He it was who labored with all his igantic ability and indomitable will to have deeply imbedded in our fational Law those vital principles which forever guarantee w all Americans was genial hee pee aerties and Personal Liberty. In private life he socialyet temperate. Many a foaming glass of good ibarley-malt beer he drank with his bosom friend Thomas Jefferson Father of the Declaration of Independence:"Madison died at 85 and fferson at 83; both were unalterably opposed to tyrannous Pro- bition Laws and advocated legislation which encouraged the brew. ing industry. Upon the tenets of the Constitution of the USA(to which adison devoted the best of his genius) Anheuser-Busch 58 years ago founded their great institution. To-day pee people ‘are daily required to produce and market their honest brews. Their chief brand Budweiser is sold throughout the civilized world—the drink of your ofthe ret iunghant ations Buduuser sales eased ey oer beet of the tiumphant nations. iser $: o ore yoke of bowles. =e ANHEUSER-BUSCH : ST: LOUIS,US.A, Visitors to St.Louis are courteously invited to inspect) our plant — Covers 142 acres HOTEL IMPERIAL ROBERT STAFFORD BROADWAY, 31st TO 32nd STREET, NEW YORK At Herald Square, the radial center of transportation to all parts of the city. and get an umbrella for me. In that way I saved my new hat from being ruined."’ “‘Uh-huh,”’ replied Mr. Uptodate. ‘Yes, T see, my dear; but why the Sam Hill didn’t you both ride home for your ten cents in the first place?’’ a “Henry! You—boo hoo—you never give me credit for anything I do!’’ A HOTEL HOME $1.50 PER DAY AND UP The famous Palm Garden Restaurant is one of the coolest dining rooms in the city, and i ly reached because of our central location. You will find it a delightful place to entertain your friends. SPECIAL LUNCHEON 8 .75 The Celebrated Clef Club Quartet. DINNER DE LUXE $1.50 Dancing every afternoon except Sunday from 3:30 to 6:30, Supper Dances from 9:30 P. M. tol A. M. WILLARD D. ROCKEFELLER, Manager FRANK H. WIGGINS, Assistant Manager Free Taal Service Direct to Hotel Imperial for Arriviog Guests from Grand Ceatral and Pennsylvania jailroad Terminale