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This page is primarily **advertising and sports content**, not political satire. The main article is "Yarns of the Ballplayers" by Ed A. Goewey, featuring **Jimmy Archer**, catcher for the Chicago Cubs. Archer recounts anecdotes about baseball, including a story about **Johnny Evers** (a real Cubs player) being rejected by the Los Angeles team as "Class Z caliber" before becoming successful—an ironic tale about misjudgment. The page is dominated by **period advertisements** for cocktails, resort hotels (Manhattan Beach, Oriental Hotel), novelty items, patent services, and alcoholic beverages (P.B. Ale). There is no discernible political cartoon on this page. The content reflects early 20th-century commercial culture and sports journalism typical of Judge magazine's entertainment-focused sections, distinct from its satirical editorial content.

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Auto roads direct to hotel entrance JOSEPH P. CREAVES, Manager Florida East Coast Hotel Co. Telephone, 1000 Coney Island “BATH HOUSE 23” “KEEP OUT” OUR LATEST NOVELTY. Bath house in wood veneer with swinging door and brass fastener: size $ x 8 inches; with the dooropen you see a beautiful, hand colo Dicture of an Ostend bathing girt. Comes boxed, prepaid, for 25c¢ to introduce our new pictures for The Den, ners!" Catalog alone 0c. accepted. CELEBRITY ART CO., 37 Columbus Ave., Boston, Mass. A L Revives, refreshes and invigorates Bunker Hill Breweries, Boston Established 1821 Send for Booklet PARK & TILFORD New York Distributors WANTED—AN IDEA! WHO CAN THINK OF SOME simple thing to patent? Protect your ideas, they may bring you wealth. Write for “Needed Inventions” and “How to Get Your Patent and Your Money.” Randolph & Co., Patent Attorneys, Dept. 129, Washington, D. C. Yarns of the Ballplayers; ty ED A, GOEWEY Jimmy Archer, Chicago Nationals IMMY ARCHER, star backstop of the Cubs and one of the niftiest catchers in the big show to-day, has a fund of good stories on tap. One of them runs like this: “Some years ago the Chicago club, then managed by Frank Selee, was training out on the Pacific coast, and with them was a skinny youngster who was striving in a feeble way to play the infield. He was worried and discouraged, said he guessed he wasn’t quite ripe for the big league, and asked his boss to leave him on the coast, so he could get a year’s added experience in the smaller time. Selee consented and offered him to the Los Angeles team. The management of this outfit, however, refused him, asserting that the kid was about Class Z caliber, and so the youth came back East with the Cubs. His name was Johnny Evers, and he has done enough since to make him laugh every time he hears Los Angeles mentioned. “One of the funniest baseball incidents which ever came my way took place some time ago, while I was witnessing a game of ball between two nines made up of inmates of a State prison. One of the convicts was a first-class hitter, but he was woefully slow on his feet and had hard work getting to first on his bingles. Throughout the game his captain urged him to show more speed, but he merely grinned and took things easy. In the ninth inning, with the score a tie and two out, he slammed the ball for what should have been a safe hit, and as it looked like the beginning of a batting rally, there was general disgust on the part of his teammates when he ran so slowly that he was put out. As he came back to the bench, the manager jumped up, ran toward him and roared, “‘*Why didn’t you hurry, as I told you? Do you think you've got all the time in the world?’ h, I've got enough,’ was the answer. *Whatdaya mean, you've got enough?’ “**Well, I’ve got twenty years more,’ was the laggard’s smiling answer. “*One day, while recovering from an in- jury, I sat in the grandstand and watched fourteen innings of a game in which neither side had scored a run. As the boys ran out to start the fifteenth, a man, all out of breath, dashed up the runway and plumped himself into the seat beside me. ‘** What's the score?’ he panted. “**Nothing, nothing, in the fourteenth,’ I said. “**Oh, then, it’s all right,’ he answered. ‘I didn’t miss much.’ "* What War Means To Women and Children LL the grim horror of it, the ap- palling heartlessness of it, is por trayed in this week’s Leslie’s— Not by words alone, but by pictures of sod realism, of such intimate revelation, that they will bring to you a new and truer conception of the tax that the ‘Sport of gs’” brings to those “‘back home,’’ than you've ever had before. abounds in illustrations that grip and inform It keeps you abreast of the world’s affairs by the most interesting and graphic form by which news can be communicated—the vitid flash of the camera. In the same number, Leslie’s Staff Photographer, James H. Hare, has a page illustration of **Britaia'’s Best Sons Off to War.”* Then there are pictures of Uncle Sam's fighting forces in manouvers, and a wealth of other illuste tions charged with human interest and entertaining information. At all newsstands, 100 a copy or by the year for $5.00. Send the coupon, 1E*S Fifth Avenue New York Enclosed find 85.00, for which please send me Leslidt ‘for one year. Address......... 2 & SuBow B_ EER. $8. SE, 83 8 g