Judge, 1915-06-26 · page 20 of 25
Judge — June 26, 1915 — page 20: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising** with some light humor interspersed. The main content includes: **Humorous Sections:** The "College Wits" section contains brief jokes from college humor magazines, mostly playing on romantic and courtship themes. One notable joke contrasts pre- and post-marriage attitudes: a woman who gushes "you are the sweetest man" before marriage becomes more mercenary after, prompting the husband to reach for his wallet. Another contrasts old-fashioned horseback courting with modern motorcycles, where "he on in front, and she behind." These satirize shifting gender dynamics and commercialization of relationships. **Advertisements:** The bulk of the page advertises hotels (The St. Charles in New Orleans, The Edgewood in Connecticut, Manhattan Beach, Oriental Hotel), law training courses, bunion remedies, and alcoholic beverages—typical of 1915 publications. The dating suggests this is from around **May 1915**, based on hotel opening announcements. The humor is genteel and era-appropriate rather than politically pointed.
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